Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring...


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Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz...

there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there....



Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar?


Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be...

I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious!
Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!!


Well, now you do! (Well, at least with KFH - never saw SS)

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Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies!


Fred, that's not really saying much...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi