*We go to the Otaku's locker room.*

BFE: So, do you know what this C.A.T.C.H. match is?

JE: It doesn't matter, I'll win because I know what's at stake.

Ariel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?

*JE pulls out a DVD.*

JE: It just so happens I have this, which explains everything...

*JE puts the DVD into a player and we see JE and the Otaku hanging out by the pool of a huge mansion.*

JE: Ahhh, another lovely day at the Otaku compound!

*A well-dressed butler walks over to JE and the others.*

Butler: You have unexpected guests.

JE: Really? Who?

*The camera pans over and a large number of men are walking toward the pool. All of them looks like wrestlers dressed as kings.*

Butler: It is my pleasure to introduce the assembled Kings of Wrestling!

*One of the kings steps forward.*

King 1: Greetings, Johnny Evil. We are all in awe of your phenomenal talent and would like to bestow upon you the title of King King!

BFE: King King?

Ariel: IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS BATTLEWAR CHAMPION!

King 3 (That's right, I skipped King 2. Eat it!): There's one problem though, one wrestler with "king" in his name refuses to acknowledge your ascension. You must defeat him in a match at Scammiversary.

JE: Who is it?

King 12(eat it kings 4-11!): King Snarf.

JE: Ha! That won't be a problem!

King 6 (fine, I felt sorry for the guy): It has to be in a match of his choosing though.

JE: It doesn't matter! Nothing will stop me from being King King!

*And we go to a commercial. No, wait! It's a match in progress! Two men in masks are attacking JE one has "Rumble" on his costume and the other has "Grumble".*

MarcuM: Oh no! Team hunger is relentlessly attacking Johnny Evil!

*JE gets away from them and tags the outstretched hand of a man in a white chef's outfit.*

Monroe: He's tagged in his partner, Chef Boyardee!

*JE and Chef Boyardee fight back against team hunger!*

MarcuM: When Johnny Evil has a partner like Chef Boyardee, Team Hunger doesn't stand a chance!

*JE hits Grumble with his neckbreaker that he keeps changing the name of and Chef Boyardee picks up Rumble and drops him.*

Monroe: Chef Boyardee bodyslams hunger!

MarcuM: Johnny Evil and Chef Boyardee have Team Hunger down for the count!

*JE is shown holding a can of ravioli.*

JE: Hey kids! You can order your own Battlewar Championship belt with 50 proofs of purchase from specially marked cans! See store display for details!

*We go back to the locker room.*

Ariel: THAT MADE NO SENSE!

JE: What do you mean?

BFE: Why would we ask you about it if we were there?

Ariel: THE WHOLE "ASSEMBLED KINGS OF WRESTLING" THING MAKES NO SENSE!

BFE: What's a King King?

Ariel: WHY WOULD THERE BE A RAVIOLI COMMERCIAL DURING A PAY-PER-VIEW!?

*JE turns to Hiro.*

JE: Do you have any complaints?

*Hiro rolls his eyes and turns away.*

JE: Look, I'd explain everything, but you guys have a match to get ready for. So, get dressed and do your stretching and stuff and I'll enjoy some Chef Boyardee ravioli. Man, are they paying me a lot of money to shill this crap!

*The segment ends.*