Other than the Bostonian remark...everbuddy knows Bostonians haven't had dicks since Bird retired...all is either appreciated or funny.
Okay, listen. Enough with the dick jokes, okay?
It's small, but it works, goddammit!
They tell you it's the motion of the ocean but, it's really the size of the ship that matters.
Sorry, dawg...
If, by "ship", you mean "bank account", I tend to agree.
I'm rich, bitch!
Sold a 2.70 ct. diamond to a guy today for $14,000. He was fat, unattractive, had bad skin and worked for his daddy.
what were you doing in Cleveland?
Apparently I was funding your "Disappoint Harley" trip. My gal likes the diamond, by the way.
On that note, I'm done...this round to you, Mr. Mama.
I'm glad yer broad is happy with the stone. Just make sure she brushes before she kisses you...unless you really like the taste of my splooge
Why are you bustin' nut in your [insert female relative]'s mouth?
(Glad we could provide you with some distraction tonight. Take it easy, pal!)
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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