RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Scammiversary

Backstage...

Joey Biles: I'm here with RDCW Heavyweight Cheese Champion, Joe Mama. Now, Champ, you've said your peace and heard your opponent's reply. What are your thoughts?

Joe Mama: My thoughts? On Sammitch's little tirade? What is there to say?

JB: Well, he basically...

JM: He basically confirmed everything I said about him? He basically went out there and, once again, went for the cheap pops? Is that what you were going to say?

JB: Um...

JM: Sammitch, you talk about how I supposedly don't know you. Then you babble on about how you do it for the kids and you're main goal is to inspire the fans. You have the nerve to deny everything I said about you, but in the same breath you read letters that fans have sent you. Do you see the inconsistency? How can you say that I don't know you and, at the same time, do everything I accused you of doing? You pandered to the fans AGAIN! You had that microphone in your hand, and the eyes of the world focused on you, and you went for the cheap pops AGAIN! You are everything I said you are! You are a CHEAPION! You are a small person in desperate need of these people's approval! You talk about how fame is fleeting while simultaneously soaking up whatever fame the crowd will allow you! Are you just a liar, or are you so deluded that you don't even see your own hypocrisy for what it is?

And how DARE you? How dare you use the tragedies of the day to push your own agenda and try to set yourself up as some moral paragon? How dare you belittle my achievements in this ring, and the injuries I suffered while putting on shows that these fans - by your own admission - can spend months trying to save up the money to buy their ticket? You have the nerve to accuse me of entertaining while you "inspire"? Have I managed to hit a nerve hard enough to shake loose the trappings that allow you to disguise your arrogance in the trappings of mock humility? You're a sham, Sammitch! You're a liar and a hypocrite! You're as much in this wrestling game for the titles and the fame and the money as you are to fill your dysfunctional need for love! Let me fill you in on yet another little secret, Sammitch: We're BOTH narcissists, Sammitch. The only difference is that one of us recognizes it and is open about it. We thrive on the crowd's reaction! We love the fact that the only thing we have to do on any given night is step out into that ring area and the fans go crazy! But I won't compromise myself for them. I won't play Stepin' Fetchit to these fans. I won't belittle myself, my skill, and my desire to be the best in this business in hopes that the fans will love me a little bit more. That they'll love me for one more day. To me, the only thing that matters is to be the greatest damn competitor the wrestling world has ever seen. Cheers and boos are subjective. Greatness is objective. Louie Bastardo and Nowhereman and Doc are the greatest, and they didn't rely on the love of the fans to make that true. Learn the lesson, Sammitch, and ask yourself this: who would you be if you didn't have the fans behind you? Could you continue in this business if the crowd took away the affection you desire?

Tonight, Sammitch, I promise you one thing. I promise you that you'll be in for the fight of your life. Tonight I will do everything in my power to not just break you physically. I will destroy all the illusions that make you who you are. Our match tonight signals the end of your self-delusions and innocence. Tonight's match will be a turning point in your career because this is the night that Captain Sammitch gets stripped of the facade and revealed to the fans and himself who he really is. And we both know that's not a person you want the world to see. Enjoy the fantasy for a little longer, Sammitch; it ends tonight.

Joe Mama moves off-camera, leaving a speechless and frazzled Joey Biles behind. After a moment:

JB: Um...back to you Marcum and Monroe...