*It is then that familiar music sounds throughout the Cheesedome. music not heard in the RDCW in over a year! music that could only be described as belonging to an Evil Cunt!
Monroe: What's this?
MarcuM: It's. . .Paul Hyman!
Paul Hyman heads out onto the stage wearing a tuxedo and steps behind the podium. He smiles as the crowd chants "WWECW sucks!"
Paul Hyman: Well, I bet you all thought you were done seeing me on pay per view, didn't you? Billionaire Vince, you might own the name, but you will never crush the spirit of what being an Evil Cunt really means!
I am here tonight to honor a man who knows all too well, just what being an Evil Cunt is all about! In fact, he coined the term when he threw down the National Wrasslin Associates championship and declared himself to be the Evil Cunt Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the World!
He was the protege of hardcore legend Captain Howdy, and for a time even used the name himself! When singles wrestling no longer posed a challenge for him, he teamed with an up and comer named Grimm and they became the Hellions! The hottest tag team ever seen in Evil Cunt Wrestling! In fact, they became the hottest tag team in the world and they still have the ECW Tag Team Championship!
Do you know why Billionaire Vince hasn't started a tag division in WWECW? It's because he doesn't have the stones to come take the belts from the champions!
Upon entering the RDCW, this man rose to prominent status and quickly established himself among the elite! He formed the Nowhere World Order and was the mastermind behind the formation of Rob's World Order! He continued giving new stars such as Joe Mama, and Sneaky Bunny their first steps towards becoming major names! Along the way he held every title that came in front of him, culminating in becoming a two-time RDCW World Heavyweight Champion!
He's been Mysterious, he's been Hollywood, but the majority of you simply call him. . .Nowhereman!
*The Shite-O-Tron comes to life with clips of highlights of Nowhereman's career as his theme music plays. . .
