A slightly different looking Nowhereman steps out into the arena. His hair is short and he sports yet another in an endless design of beards, but the fans recognise him easily.
Wearing an Orange County Choppers t-shirt, and a pair of torn black boot cut jeans, the image in minimalist, but the look he gives the crowd still has the same attitude he has always had.
Part cocky, part arogant but also part appreciative at the same time as he soaks up the roars of the crowd!
He walks towards the podium and clears his throat!
NW: "Its nice ta see none of you forgot me!"
Crowd cheers his name
NM:"I think Paul summed up my career quite succinctly, but I think I should at least expand on that a little, and talk about how I came to be here a little more in detail.
Like many wrestlers, I started out on the indy scene and worked my way up, but of course, not being from America made it quite a bit tougher for me to crack the big leagues.
I started out working promotions in the UK, which was fun for a while but quite soon hit the glass ceiling of UK wrestling, and realised I had to expand my horizons if I wanted to get ahead in this business.
Europe beckoned, as did Japan and Mexico.
Some good times were had in the various promotions that I wrestled for, and I met some truly great people.
Some of those went to work for Billionaire Mahon, some for Bischit, some for Hyman and some for Kamphausen.
Despite what some may think of those first three names, I owe a lot to each and everyone of them, as I can say I was honestly priveledged enough to work for all of their promotions at some time in my career, and learned a lot from all three.
Unlike most people, I can still, to this day, say that I am on good terms with all three.
I only spent a short time in the RDCW in its formative stages, but when it fell by the wayside due to infighting and talent poaching, I struck up a deal with Rob to push it into the big time.
It took the talents of three men to bring the RDCW into the mainstream, and that was Rob, thedoctor and myself, but it was the talent thay kept it there.
The RDCW had a new start under my leadership, which meant a total change of direction for myself when I took on the reigns of co-GM.
This was an era that to my mind, has never been bettered.
During this era we saw some great career revivals from the likes of Grimm, Oakley and Llance, and some totally new faces such as Joe Mama & Sneaky Bunny, who I am proud to say were both special projects of mine, and I am glad they rose from my shadow to forge their own successful careers.
As things progressed, I decided to take a back seat, and do some other stuff that I had wanted to do for years.
I did the Hollywood thing, did some racing on two wheels and four, and also hit the music scene.
Although my return to wrestling was possibly one of the most successful times in my career, I realised that I just could not devote myself to it full time.
While I would never say I was retired, I stepped back quietly disappeared from the limelight.
Simple fact is, this business no longer needs me.
It has more than enough talent to sustain itself without an old warhorse like me, regaling you with tales of my misspent youth.
My former tag partner Grimm, is more than capable of running this establishment, and is probably better at it than me.
I thank him for the great years we spent as both partners and enemies, and I thank him for relieving me of the responsibilities that came with running this federation.
Tonight is about honouring me and the other "legends" of the RDCW, but never forget that without guys like Grimm, thedoctor, Rob Kamphausen, Joe Mama, Captain Sammitch and all the other great wrestlers and behind the scenes people, us legends would just be ordinary people, just like you!
These guys are the future legends, and they have one common goal, the same goal I always had, and thats to put on the best show they possibly can, and entertain each and every one of you!
Dont cheer for me, cheer for them!
Thankyou, and goodnight!"
The crowd is on its feet cheering and clapping as Nowhereman begins to turn away, but he pauses and turns back towards the mic
NM:"Oh, and none of this means that I dont think all of you in the crowd, and all of you backstage are not a bunch of cunts.......cause you are!"
Nowhereman winks then walks backstage, waving as he goes
