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http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/175145.html

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Man flashes gang signs at the wrong car
By DEANNA BOYD
Star-Telegram Staff Writer

FORT WORTH -- Gangsters take heed: Throwing gang signs could result in authorities throwing the book at you.

An 18-year-old Fort Worth man found himself in a world of trouble Wednesday night when he flashed gang signs at a passing car, only to find that its occupants were undercover gang officers.

The incident occurred about 10 p.m. as the two officers, in an unmarked car, passed a home in the 3800 block of North Terry Street -- a known hangout of a north side gang.

The officers called for officers in marked units to detain the teen for disorderly conduct/gesture, said Lt. Dean Sullivan, a police spokesman.

But that wasn't the teen's only mistake, police said.

As officers patted the teen down, they found a bottle of what appeared to be Xanax inside his pocket. The teen could not explain why he had the pills, Sullivan said.

Then, when officers asked for his identification, the teen told them it was in his bedroom and led them into the home. There, on a table, officers spotted a clear plastic baggie with what they believed was cocaine inside, Sullivan said.

Based on the discovery, narcotics officers were called and obtained a search warrant for the home. They uncovered a cache of weapons, including an Uzi, an AR-15, a .44-caliber Magnum pistol, a 12-gauge shotgun and other handguns. Officers also found approximately 3.6 kilos of suspected cocaine, a pound of what appeared to be marijuana and about $65,000 in cash, Sullivan said.

"In addition to that, there were six wrappings from kilos of cocaine that they had already apparently opened and sold, we presume, or distributed," Lt. Robert Rangel said.

The 18-year-old, identified as Alex R. Perez Jr., and his 17-year-old brother, Paul A. Perez, were arrested on suspicion of drug and weapons violations.

Agents from the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and Immigration and Customs Enforcement are assisting in the investigation.

Authorities will seek federal charges against the 18-year-old and state charges against his brother.

"It was a bad career move and lousy timing for the gang member," Rangel said.
Deanna Boyd, 817-390-7655
dboyd@star-telegram.com



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That's fucking aweshome.....Gamg memebers are the worst kind of scum....and these white bred rich brats that are trying to look cool or tough flashing gang signs should be shot.

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
That's fucking aweshome.....Gamg memebers are the worst kind of scum....and these white bred rich brats that are trying to look cool or tough flashing gang signs should be shot.


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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
That's fucking aweshome.....Gamg memebers are the worst kind of scum....and these white bred rich brats that are trying to look cool or tough flashing gang signs should be shot.



damntrue...


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: PJP
That's fucking aweshome.....Gamg memebers are the worst kind of scum....and these white bred rich brats that are trying to look cool or tough flashing gang signs should be shot.



damntrue...

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if ur from oregon u cant be black. im sorry lothar i thought u got the memo...


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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Harley's mah gangsta bitch! Buhlee dat!!!

Word to the , you thafuckahs!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


There are no blacks in Boston?



Ladies and Gentlemen, we have done what no other city could do. We have become PARADISE!!!



Knurkel.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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well u know that means that Big Papi has to go to dont you?


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
well u know that means that Big Papi has to go to dont you?


He's Dominican. That makes him a Latino. Sorry, Knurkel, but you can't claim EVERYONE with a high melanin content. You can, however, have Carl Everett and Barry Bonds. And Grace Jones. You enjoy them, now.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Harley's mah gangsta bitch! Buhlee dat!!!

Word to the , you thafuckahs!!!






Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
well u know that means that Big Papi has to go to dont you?


He's Dominican. That makes him a Latino. Sorry, Knurkel, but you can't claim EVERYONE with a high melanin content.



yes i can. guess u really havent been around enough black folks. hell well claim certain white folks as black if we feel like it...

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

You can, however, have Carl Everett and Barry Bonds. And Grace Jones. You enjoy them, now.



I dont mind Barry but i would never dream of taking your great love away. As a sign of good faith u can keep grace jones...

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


You've never heard of Dorchester, have you...?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
yes i can. guess u really havent been around enough black folks. hell well claim certain white folks as black if we feel like it...


Yes, I saw the 2005 Racial Draft. How's Eminem working out for you?

 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
I dont mind Barry but i would never dream of taking your great love away. As a sign of good faith u can keep grace jones...


YAY!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


You've never heard of Dorchester, have you...?



theres always exceptions to the rule...


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
yes i can. guess u really havent been around enough black folks. hell well claim certain white folks as black if we feel like it...


Yes, I saw the 2005 Racial Draft. How's Eminem working out for you?


heh. was hoping you catch the chappelle reference. and hes doing just fine

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
I dont mind Barry but i would never dream of taking your great love away. As a sign of good faith u can keep grace jones...



 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

YAY!!!


for i am kind...

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


You've never heard of Dorchester, have you...?



theres always exceptions to the rule...


There is NO Dorchester! Dorchester is a myth, like the female orgasm and Knurkel's lack of virginity. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS!!!

;\)

Me wants some


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

There is NO Dorchester! Dorchester is a myth, like the female orgasm and Knurkel's lack of virginity. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS!!!

;\)

Me wants some



you forgot to add your manhood to that group. (unless grace jones gave it back)


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


You've never heard of Dorchester, have you...?



theres always exceptions to the rule...


There is NO Dorchester! Dorchester is a myth, like the female orgasm and Knurkel's lack of virginity. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS!!!

;\)

Me wants some



Wait, you want "Mo" as in the fabulous baseball player he's named after? Why, Joseph Mother! That just warmed my heart!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

There is NO Dorchester! Dorchester is a myth, like the female orgasm and Knurkel's lack of virginity. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS!!!

;\)

Me wants some



you forgot to add your manhood to that group. (unless grace jones gave it back)


Ouch.




Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


You've never heard of Dorchester, have you...?



theres always exceptions to the rule...


There is NO Dorchester! Dorchester is a myth, like the female orgasm and Knurkel's lack of virginity. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS!!!

;\)

Me wants some



Wait, you want "Mo" as in the fabulous baseball player he's named after? Why, Joseph Mother! That just warmed my heart!



I never thought you would sink to this kinda low to get to harley JM...shameful...


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

There is NO Dorchester! Dorchester is a myth, like the female orgasm and Knurkel's lack of virginity. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS!!!

;\)

Me wants some



you forgot to add your manhood to that group. (unless grace jones gave it back)


Ouch.




oh its true...


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
if ur from boston u cant be black. im sorry JM i thought u got the memo...


You've never heard of Dorchester, have you...?



theres always exceptions to the rule...


There is NO Dorchester! Dorchester is a myth, like the female orgasm and Knurkel's lack of virginity. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS!!!

;\)

Me wants some



Wait, you want "Mo" as in the fabulous baseball player he's named after? Why, Joseph Mother! That just warmed my heart!



I never thought you would rise to this kinda height to get to harley JM...shameful...


The man has finally seen the light, silly K-nut... oh, and I fixed your post for ya... :sealed:



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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raise hell harley! rob might listen to you since you have breast (not that this has been confirmed with a picture mind you. Im just going of speculation... ;\) )


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

The man has finally seen the light, silly K-nut... oh, and I fixed your post for ya... :sealed:



just remember what they say about the road to hell JM...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
raise hell harley. rob might listen to you since you have breast (not that this has been confirmed with a picture mind you. Im just going of speculation... ;\) )


Wait, I have a single breast? Well, that's disappointing...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

The man has finally seen the light, silly K-nut... oh, and I fixed your post for ya... :sealed:



just remember what they say about the road to hell JM...


You! Stop trying to dissuade the man!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
raise hell harley. rob might listen to you since you have breast (not that this has been confirmed with a picture mind you. Im just going of speculation... ;\) )


Wait, I have a single breast? Well, that's disappointing...



like i said. nothings been confirmed...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

The man has finally seen the light, silly K-nut... oh, and I fixed your post for ya... :sealed:



just remember what they say about the road to hell JM...


You! Stop trying to dissuade the man!



why should I? Unless your gonna do something to try and persuade me to stop... ;\)


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
raise hell harley. rob might listen to you since you have breast (not that this has been confirmed with a picture mind you. Im just going of speculation... ;\) )


Wait, I have a single breast? Well, that's disappointing...



like i said. nothings been confirmed...


...by you...


;\)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

The man has finally seen the light, silly K-nut... oh, and I fixed your post for ya... :sealed:



just remember what they say about the road to hell JM...


You! Stop trying to dissuade the man!



why should I? Unless your gonna do something to try and persuade me to stop... ;\)


That's it! Where's that playa handbook? If Uschi hasn't burned it, I'm gonna!




















Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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