Chained Fury

Grimm vs. Krazed

We return to ringside following a video recap of the Grimm/Krazed feud, and we see the ring crew replacing the ring ropes with chains. We see a shot of the rafters overhead where someone wearing a crimson, hooded robe is looking down on the arena.

Monroe: Who is that?

MarcuM: I don’t know!

“Come With Me” plays Krazed hits the stage, mic in hand. “Right now, I have a special guest here with me tonight, just before our soon to be epic matchup and his imminent retirement. . .all the way from Regents Point retirement home in Irvine, California. . .Grampa Grimm!!!!!!!”

“Lords of Salem” plays as a girl in a sexy nurse outfit wheels out J dressed as Grimm, only with a fake beard, glasses, wearing a robe, and holding a walking cane.

Monroe: That’s not Grimm!

MarcuM: Ahahahahahah!!!!

K: “Now Grampa Grimm, surely at your advanced age, you’re not seriously going to climb into that ring with the soon to be biggest name in the industry, I’m already the biggest name in this company, the innovator of the West Side Rollers. . .me, myself, Krazed???”

“Grampa Grimm” shakily waves his cane as he haltingly speaks.

GG: “You whippersnapper. . .nurse. . .what time is lunch? I need my medicine. . .”

Monroe: “That’s J! That’s J of the Rollers!”

MarcuM: “Comedic genius! The Rollers truly are multi-talented!”

"Grampa": "Get offa my lawn!"

Krazed lightly pats “Grampa Grimm” on the face.

K: “Grampa! Grampa, focus! You’ve got a match tonight! You want to say something? Come on old man, spit it out! Say it!”

“Grampa” shakily points at Krazed, continuing the act before looking up, wide eyed.

K: “What is it, Grampa? Your ticker giving out on you?”

GG: “Behind you!”

Monroe: “It’s Grimm!”

Krazed turns just in time to see Grimm storming the stage area, already wearing a dog collar and carrying the chain with Krazed’s collar. Grimm nails Krazed with a chain shot and goes to work on him as the nurse runs off. “Grampa” jumps up out of his wheelchair and pulls off his beard and whacks Grimm across the back with a caneshot!

“Grampa” J works Grimm over with caneshots as Krazed gets backs to his feet and the two double team Grimm and bring him to ringside. They roll him into the ring where Krazed goes up to the top turnbuckle and delivers a pair of Knight, Knights to Grimm on the mat. Lothar breaks it up as Krazed strikes a quick pose for a segment of Rollers fans in the front row. Krazed turns back and takes the collar from Lothar and attaches it to himself, and returns to beating on Grimm with the chain. He drops a couple of knees on Grimm for good measure.

Krazed picks Grimm up and goes for an irish whip, but Grimm reverses and clotheslines Krazed with the chain! Grimm wraps the chain around his fist and begins punching at away Krazed’s forehead, busting him wide open!

Grimm places Krazed upon the turnbuckles in preparation for a Kobe Special, but J runs back out to ringside and nails Grimm again with his cane, knocking him off of the ring apron. Krazed recovers and begins pulling the connected chain back over the chained ropes, hanging Grimm outside the ring!

J celebrates, standing on the apron, waving his arms around to the mostly jeering crowd. He laughs, and turns back to swat at Grimm with the cane, but Grimm has pulled himself up onto the apron and hits J with a low blow! J falls forward and Krazed goes for a running attack, but Grimm ducks down and back body drops him over the ropes and to the floor!

Grimm follows up with a running elbow drop from the ring apron, landing on Krazed outside of the ring! J attempts to follow up with an elbow of his own, but Grimm rolls out of the way and J lands on Krazed!

Monroe: Backfired!

MarcuM: That’s terrible! Grimm should not be allowed to cheat this way!

Grimm shoves J into the ring post, and attempts a follow up, but Krazed has recovered and is holding back on the chain again, like a leash! Krazed grins and rolls back into the ring and Grimm has no choice but to follow!

The two then engage in a tug of war with the chain, attempting to pull each other closer with it. Grimm begins pulling Krazed closer, but as he does so, Krazed releases the chain and moves in for a running knee strike to the head! Grimm is rocked backwards and Krazed attempts to ram him into the exposed turnbuckles, but Grimm fights off, hitting a pair of elbows to the gut!

Both men are bleeding heavily now, and the ring is stained with blood in several places! The hooded figure in the rafters appears to be watching intently. Krazed goes for a Stinger Splash in the corner but, Grimm ducks out of the way and Krazed hits the turnbuckle, bouncing back in agony!

The chain gets caught up between his legs, and Grimm yanks it upwards, directly into Krazed’s crotch!

Monroe: Oh my!

MarcuM: All bad, Monroe. I cannot roll with this one.

Grimm sets Krazed upon the ropes and goes a running Cactus Clothesline, but Krazed drops down and Grimm sends himself over the ropes and to the floor. Krazed pulls away as Grimm goes flying out, and his collar breaks off from the chain.

MarcuM: Shoddy materials! Why doesn’t Rob pay for better stuff than this!
Monroe: Rob, pay? Yeah, right. . .

Krazed and J pull a table out from under the ring and set up the table. J picks Grimm up and places him on the table as Krazed goes up for a Kaos!

Krazed leaps off, and Grimm rolls out of the way, pulling J onto the table as Krazed lands on his partner and sends him crashing through the table!

Monroe: J just felt the Kaos!

MarcuM: That’s fucked up. That ain’t right.

Krazed is beside himself as he yells at the unconscious J in the ring! Outside the ring, Grimm has pulled a chair out from under the ring and holds it up for the cheering crowd to see.

Monroe: It says West Side Rollers, Madman!

MarcuM: Why does he have J’s picture crossed out? How can he deface art like that?

Grimm turns back to the ring as Krazed delivers a suicide dive onto him! Grimm tries to block it, and Krazed hits the chair headfirst, but Grimm is knocked back into the guardrail! Both men are down as the crowd goes into the “RDCW!” chant!

Monroe: Both men may be hurt, Madman!

MarcuM: There’s blood everywhere! J’s lying in the broken remains of that table, and now Krazed may have dain bramage!

Monroe: Brain damage!

MarcuM: That’s what I said!

Krazed slowly crawls back into the ring as Lothar and the ring crew are clearing away the wreckage of the table. Krazed hangs on the chain ropes a bit as he scans the arena and finds what he’s looking for. He heads up the rampway and collects the wheelchair from earlier. He places Grimm in the wheelchair and rolls him up the rampway.

Once at the top, Krazed runs down the rampway, pushing the chair as fast he can. He shoves the chair towards the ring, slamming Grimm into the side of it at full speed! Grimm drops to the ground, holding his sides as he rolls on the floor of the Cheesedome.

Krazed jumps up onto the guardrail in front of the WSR’s fan section and leads them in a shout of “Rollin’!” Krazed turns and steadies himself on top of the guardrail and goes to deliver a Kaos from the guardrail onto Grimm on the floor!

Monroe: OHMYGOB!!!!!!!!

MarcuM: That’s how you do it, Monroe! First, BPT’s defeats Ghost Hog and takes home the girl! Now, Krazed is going to send Grampa here into retirement!

Krazed climbs back up onto the guardrail to deliver another move, but spends too much time celebrating, as he leaps off again, Grimm rolls out of the way and Krazed lands hard on the floor! Grimm pulls himself to his feet and begins wrapping the now loose chain around his left arm.

Monroe: You know what this means, Madman!

MarcuM: Reaper’s Scythe.

Grimm hits the running the running clothesline as Krazed attempted to get back to his feet. Grimm rolls him back into the ring and signals for the end with the crucifix pose as the crowd gets to it’s feet.

Monroe: Triple 6 Bomb!!!!!!

MarcuM: I can’t watch this. It’s not right that talent like Krazed should be treated this way!

Grimm makes the cover and Lothar counts three as the match ends and the Cheesedome explodes with cheering. The ring is stained with blood. Chains, tables, and a wheelchair litter the ringside area. The match has lived up to it’s billing. Lothar raises Grimm’s arm, but Grimm winces and holds his side again.

He steps up onto the turnbuckles and poses to soak in the cheers of the fans.

Monroe: Tonight, he proved he is the king of carnage, Madman!

MarcuM: I don’t know about that! Look!

Big Pimp Tim runs down the rampway and slides into the ring, nailing Grimm in the back with a forearm shot. BPT pulls Grimm down off the turnbuckles and continues working him over. He’s soon joined by J as the two Rollers put the boots to Grimm in the middle of the ring! They revive Krazed and he joins in the assault as well!

Monroe: Three on one! Again!

MarcuM: Finally, a fair matchup!

“Ghaleon’s Theme” then cues up as Johnny Evil and The Otaku race down to ringside brandishing chairs!

Monroe: What are they doing here?

MarcuM: They’ve come to help put Grimm out of his misery!

Monroe: I don’t think so! Look!

The Otaku hit the ring and immediately go after the WSR, chasing them off with their chairs! As the WSR leave the ringside area, The Otaku help Grimm to his feet. Johnny Evil checks Grimm, still holding his side, who seems otherwise ok.

Evil then throws his chair to BFE, who in turn tosses it to Hiro, who tosses it directly into Grimm’s face!

Monroe: What the hell??!!

MarcuM: I knew it!

BFE delivers a Heartbreak Hotel body splash onto Grimm, followed up by another. The Otaku then drag Grimm over to one of the corners and hold him in place as Johnny Evil delivers running dropkick, sending the chair back into his face again! The Otaku pose in the ring as their music hits again, and they leave the arena.

Monroe: The Otaku and Johnny Evil once again proving that they cannot be trusted! Fans, we'll be back in a few moments after this word about how you can experience the RDCW live!

MarcuM: So we can get the arena cleaned up for our main event!