Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Shenanigans! Ursala sings, is charming, funny and Eeeeeevil! G-d I fuckin' love her! How do you NOT sing along to "Poor Unfortunate Souls"?!?!?! It's brilliant! Hell, I'm singin' it right now!


That's part of my point. A villain - a truly GREAT villain - shouldn't have you singing their song. A good Disney villain should have that five-year-old in you cringing and cowering in fear. That's why, as much as I love Prince John from Robin Hood and Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective (Vincent Price RAWKS!!!), I wouldn't put either in my top five.


I see what you're saying, but she's still one of my favorites. And I still think she is tres evil! Plus, I found her charming. And I still love her song... \:p

And, yes, Vincent Price is fuckin' awsome...

I'm curious - who would be in your top 5?


 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Maleficent is still my fave Disney villian, though. But perhaps the most evil would be the Wicked Queen in Snow White:

"Bring me back her heart" (!!!!!)

Bitch asked for her stepdaughter's heart!! In a box! WTF!!


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I'd place Snow White's Wicked Queen as a close (oh-so-close) second to Maleficent for a few simple reasons:

1) Both actively tried to kill the heroine. But Maleficent had the stones to curse her to death in front of the girl's parents AND a roomful of party-goers. And why? Because she wasn't invited. That's evil!


Yeah, but she wasn't related to Aurora. The Queen was Snow White's stepmother - it is not blood, but that is still family...

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2) It's implied, but not openly stated, that Maleficent has more than a business relationship with the Infernal things that give her her power. Makin' whoopee with demons and such? Evil!!


I haven't seen Snow White in years, but I thought the Wicked Queen had some connection to the Dark Side as well? I've got to watch that again...

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3) Wicked Queen turns into an old lady. Maleficent turns into a dragon. A fucking dragon! EVIL!!!


Ok, I admit that I love the dragon, which is what eventually pushed her to being my favorite villian evar!!!

That said, Wicked Queen was an "Old lady" with poison apple! Bitch used stealth and cunning! And both got their asses thrown over a cliff anyway!

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4) Maleficent actually uses a curse word. In a Disney movie. EVIL!!!!


What? "Hell"?

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That said, it's still close between the two. And I wouldn't belittle anyone who reverses the order.


Absolutely. Both scared the crap outta me as a little girl. But, yeah, they're neck and neck. Jafar, Gaston, Scar and the rest pale in comparison.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi