I sent PJ an erotic birthday cake with a bomb in it. Fucker ate the whole cake bomb and all and he didn't get so much as a belly ache! I hate him so very very much.

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!