Monroe: Never get between a man and his cream corn, MarcuM.

MarcuM: Yeah, I remember what happened to the last guy that tried that with Balls Nasty!

"Ghaleon's Theme" then begins to play as the Cheese-O-Tron lights up. We hear a familiar voice. It is Bookakke, quickly followed by Johnny Evil's voice.

B: Meanwhile. . .

JE: Good, good. Now say the rest. Like I taught you.

B: Meanwhile, in Otaku rocker loom. . .

JE: Don't forget the rest.

B: . . .of JUSTICE!!!!!!!!

JE: Great!

B: Dis is Bukkahhhkiii, Havok numbah one announcah!

JE: I'll take over from here. Boys, show him the door.

BFE and Hiro quickly toss Buckacki out of the locker room as Ariel holds the mic for Johnny.

JE: Now I thought at Scammiversary all this talk of "kings" and such would be cleared up once for all! I am Johnny Evil, leader of the Otaku! I am the BattleWars Champion! I am the KING KING!!!!! This was bestowed upon me by the Kings of Wrestling, all of them! And I will not have this tarnished by some announcer, who wants to decide to use some sort of catchphrase such as, oh I don't know, "The King of Carnage!"

BFE actually stops eating his cheeseburger and begins listening to what Johnny is saying. He looks a little put out.


JE: Grimm. It wasn't bad enough that your little contractual dispute with Rob cost us the tag team titles last year! No, you had to blatantly disrespect me by having your little sockpuppet, Mike Monroe, call you a King! There's only one King King, and that's me! Nobody else!

BFE looks very annoyed now and stands up he taps Johnny on the shoulder and starts to speak. It is the first coherent thing he's said during his RDCW tenure.

BFE: No sir, Johnny. Now you know I'll always have your back. I'll always be there for you or pretty little Ariel, or pretty little Hiro. But I cain't let this King business go on! Johnny, there ain't but one King, and that's Elvis Aaron Presley! If you wanna be The King, you're gonna have to make a few changes around here.



JE: Like what?

BFE: Well, you let me take care of that.

*Fade out as we cut back to a very confused Monroe & MarcuM at ringside.

Monroe: What was that all about?

MarcuM: All I know was something about you being a sock puppet!

Monroe: Har har har.