GM Ordered Grudge Battle
Balls Nasty vs. King Snarf
*We come back from commercial to see King Snarf standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his hand. Next to him is a large cardboard box.*
KS: Ladies and gentlemen, as the creator of the most talked about match at Scammiversary (and I've got the paperwork to prove it), I have decided to give you the next genius and innovative match idea that has ever been innovated or geniusized.
Monroe: What?
Marcum: Beats the hell outta me.
KS: I would like to introduce to you....
*He begins to reach down to the box before the sound of Bad Company slowly rolls over the PA system in the Cheesedome. Balls Nasty begins to make his way down to the ring.*
KS: And here comes tonight's challenger in the greatest match ever showcased in wrestling history! Tonight Balls Nasty will face me, King Snarf, the greatest RDCW champion ever, in the first ever....
*Snarf reaches into the box and pulls out a very loud Hawaiian shirt.*
KS: Hawaiian Shirt Challenge!
Monroe: I have no idea what to say.
Marcum: I do, but my mother's supposed to be watching tonight. Hi, Mom!
*Balls Nasty stands in front of King Snarf, shaking his head.*
KS: The rules are simple. Whoever can choose the loudest Hawaiian shirt and still pull it off is the winner. But I must warn you, I am an old pro at this. It isn't going to be easy for you. Just to show you how it's done, I'll go first.
*Snarf reaches into the box and pulls out a red, blue, and purple shirt and puts it on. He then begins to pose in the middle of the ring. He picks up the mike again.*
KS: Now that's how it's done. Your turn.
*Balls Nasty fishes a shirt out of the box and looks at it. He then looks at Snarf for just an instant before smashing his fist into Snarf's face. Nasty throws a few more punches before wrapping the shirt around Snarf's neck and chocking him.*
Marcum: I think Nasty's a shoe-in to win this one. I've never seen a Hawaiian shirt look better.
*Nasty uses the shirt around Snarf's neck to toss him across the ring. As Snarf tries to come to, Nasty grabs the ref from outside the ring and pulls him in. Nasty yells at him to ring the bell and start the match. The ref complies and signals for the bell. Nasty turns his attention back to Snarf, who has crawled back over to the box of shirts and is trying to pull out another one.
Nasty grabs the back of Snarf's shirt and pulls him to his feet. Balls hits a half-nelson suplex. He continues to hit Snarf with forearms and suplexes. Snarf doesn't try to defend himself. He just keeps trying to get back to the Hawaiian shirts in the box.
Nasty, seeming to tire of the match finally hits Snarf with the Tavernsmasher right onto the box of shirts. The ref counts the pin and calls for the bell. He tries to raise Balls's hand, but Nasty leaves the rings as soon as the bell sounds.
Snarf begins to come to. He's covered in Hawaiian shirts as he tries to pull himself up with the ropes and asks for the a mike. Balancing himself in the corner, he begins to speak.*
KS: Sin...... since Balls Nasty did not adhere to the rules of the Hawaiian Shirt Challenge, I declare myself the winner due to disqualification. I'm still the greatest!
Marcum: The greastest as....
Monroe: Marcum!
Marcum: Oh, yeah! Hi, Mom!
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