Bust a nut in her face just before you watch it so she doesn't have to see it. That said, I'm rollin' with Harley and Doc - Pan's Labyrinth is fucking brilliant. Your friend, however, is not.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock