Exactly.

It's common knowledge that McDonald's no longer stands for fast fresh food in a clean restaurant like it used to. Nowadays only 42% of the time are customers actually satisfied.

This guy should go to Checkers or the average local bar. They'll forget the cheese even if you ask for a cheeseburger. You have to spell it out for them "Hamburger and put cheese on it." Don't even get me started on medium well bacon double cheeseburgers or my head will explode.

I used to roam the world fighting monsters and sleeping in mud. Now look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed. Aren't I sweet? Yuck!