Linking to your dead dads thread while everyone is laughing.
Bitching about meeko trying to break up with you when no one gives a shit.
Being a fucking retard and always trying to make the chat about you.
Why do you think I didn't invite you when you asked?
You know, I was pondering typing something really snarky back, but I realized two things. One, I can't possibly out-whine you. Two, anything I could do or say to you would be like a fart in a tornado compared to how sad your life already is. Ultimately, I really just feel too sorry for you.
