Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: rex
Linking to your dead dads thread while everyone is laughing.
Bitching about meeko trying to break up with you when no one gives a shit.
Being a fucking retard and always trying to make the chat about you.
Why do you think I didn't invite you when you asked?




You know, I was pondering typing something really snarky back, but I realized two things. One, I can't possibly out-whine you. Two, anything I could do or say to you would be like a fart in a tornado compared to how sad your life already is. Ultimately, I really just feel too sorry for you.


At least Sammitch has fucked a woman, and not merely footwear.

and least rex hasn't flogged us with gloating, whining, bitching, more gloating and crying about a fucking blowjob.

And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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