At Sneak's suggestion, here is a thread for our most fucked-up dreams. I have a lot of those.
Please keep in mind how boring most dreams are before posting. Try and leave out the stupid shit nobody cares about. I point this at Beardguy.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
