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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Funny that doing the "chocolate rain" gag and saying someone has crap on the brain is worse than referring to someone as a junkie and making several religion-based criticisms of a person. But whatever.

Happy Birthday, Jeff.

you're forgetting the whole sammitch thing.
the klintons gay thing.
i can't like penwing cause he's a jew.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What's the "Sammitch thing"?


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
What's the "Sammitch thing"?
breaking him and meeko up. she whines about how come its her fault and how can it still be a topical issue. in the same hand brags about it.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
You suck sneaky.........I mean you really reached an all time low. Just because he's "with me" means that he has crap on the brain?!? And you, of COURSE, couldn't say this in the "i hate elisa thread" but you had to freakin' post it in his BIRTHDAY thread!

No wonder you're alone and miserable! And if you are dating somebody, I pity the day they find what's really in that dark heart of yours. I don't care if you sent me "presents" expecting something in return but to pick on my man in his brithday thread...........

There has to be a new level of hell for that in the afterlife, I swear!



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She totally kicked bunny's ass on that one!

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I'm not defending elisa. Her breakdown posts are legendary.


My favorite is the one in the now deleted sneaky bunny boobie thread.


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Funny that doing the "chocolate rain" gag and saying someone has crap on the brain is worse than referring to someone as a junkie and making several religion-based criticisms of a person. But whatever.

Happy Birthday, Jeff.

you're forgetting the whole sammitch thing.
the klintons gay thing.
i can't like penwing cause he's a jew.



damn. elisa's been fucking up...


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 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
You suck sneaky.........I mean you really reached an all time low. Just because he's "with me" means that he has crap on the brain?!? And you, of COURSE, couldn't say this in the "i hate elisa thread" but you had to freakin' post it in his BIRTHDAY thread!

I'm pretty sure there's no rule about what we have to post in every thread. specially you, several times something been good and you'll just jump in with something about your students or something less pathetic.

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No wonder you're alone and miserable! And if you are dating somebody, I pity the day they find what's really in that dark heart of yours. I don't care if you sent me "presents" expecting something in return but to pick on my man in his brithday thread.



OOH your man's thread. i've ruined something so holey, erreplaceable and expensive. its so priceless. i feel so ashamed. the present for the the fortieth fucking time were a joke. you couldn't understand that. you whined, bitched and complained about it. left me crybaby voicemails. and my dear, a normal thank you card usually doesn't involve writing for two and a half sides about you, your boyfriend and this boring inservice that your sitting in. thanks, really loved that.

and thank you, i enjoy being heartless, i know it bothers you so much. lawd help me if i become a junkie and black.



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and that was the edited version...


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 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
You suck sneaky.........I mean you really reached an all time low. Just because he's "with me" means that he has crap on the brain?!? And you, of COURSE, couldn't say this in the "i hate elisa thread" but you had to freakin' post it in his BIRTHDAY thread!

No wonder you're alone and miserable! And if you are dating somebody, I pity the day they find what's really in that dark heart of yours. I don't care if you sent me "presents" expecting something in return but to pick on my man in his brithday thread...........

There has to be a new level of hell for that in the afterlife, I swear!


I feel appologise for my previous replies to this post!

What I should have said is

SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!

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y'know so have i.



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Uh. Okay.

Happy birthday Glacier.

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This is the greatest "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF GLACIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thread evar!

 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
Happy Birthday from all of us at the rkmbs!!


 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
all of us? no.


Actually, according to this email I got on my ultimate day...yes!

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Hi Glacier16,

We at 'RKMBs v9.0: Rob's Damn Boards', [http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php],
would like to wish you a Happy Birthday!


Thanks skynet! And thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! And on that note..






























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This is the best birthday thread EVAR!! I'm gonna go pop some popcorn and wait for Elsia's response.


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Hooray!!......wait Elsia doesn't say "cunt".Damn you Nowies...grrs!!


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