I know. I am. Really.

And, I expect the following replies in this thread, in some form or fashion:

  • 1) Someone emulates Elisa and tells me I'm being "cranky" (10-to-1 odds it's Sneaky)

    2) A Midol Alt appears, or someone mentions about it being my "time of the month" (12-to-1 on Rex)

    3) Someone retorts "Lately?" (15-to-1 Knut has that "witty" gem ready to throw out)

    4) Someone posts "Yeah?" (7-to-1 for Jaburg, depending on whether he gets here before JeffersonLA)

    5) Someone yells "CUNT!" (Dead-even for the Welsh Cunt himself)

    6) A bald joke within five posts (double-points if Nowhereman works it in the "Cunt!" post)

    7) Someone says I need to get laid (no odds, because it's a generic response)

    8) Someone posts "I'm sorry Pro. I hope you feel better. I know I always get pissy...." etc., etc. (Jerry, my money is on you)

    9) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary with words like "playa", "pimp", "top rope", and "mentor" thrown about (Knut and Tim with dead-even odds)

    10) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about gay sex, and "Rob is gay", and the like (Hell, this one covers everyone from Grimm and Doc, to Nowhereman, Joe, and Rob himself)

    11) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about someone/everyone/no one wanting to get into Harley's pants (extra points in a "pics or stfu" graemlin is used)

    12) Someone posts something here drunk (I'm looking at you, "Membership Page")



Yeah, I'm pissy. I'm edgy, and irritated. And, I don't know why. So, hopefully I'll just be able to contain it to this thread until the time passes.

Of course, I think it IS time for my annual Rant thread about the state of the boards. That's usually a lot of fun to watch...

I hate you.