Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Glacier16
Dance puppets dance!


Sometimes, it's just art...



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I'm not even certain what a "Mojito" is, really.


That's just sad.

Great drink - you should try it.


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She's right.


Usually am.

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I retired from Random Interviews when I turned modship over to Harley. You'll have to ask her to do them now.


Hell no.

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Don't laugh, bitch. I've still got "never-before-seen" material safely saved on my laptop. Yeah...


Fuck.

You still have it?

For reals?

Blackmail.

Fuck.



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Why is even money on me starting it? Why not Joe, or Knut, or any of the rest of the ones that bug her? When's the last time I said anything about that to her? Or, are you just pausing to interject because you like trying to tool on me?


Because.

Again because.

Never.

Probably.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi