I hate Family Circus the same way I can't stand beardguy: all-encompassingly. However, his disdain for Cathy is a sentiment I can stand behind.

I don't read the paper comics anymore. I like Pearls Before Swine and Get Fuzzy. I can get those both on the internet, along with about 20 other regular comics I love to read, and avoid the paper's shit all together.

Speaking of the paper, there was an article about a guy that worked for Goldman/Sacches (an investment firm, I have an IRA with them) and made 70 million dollars a year and quit because he "wasn't being compensated enough." Mother. Fuck.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"