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I know. I am. Really. And, I expect the following replies in this thread, in some form or fashion: - 1) Someone emulates Elisa and tells me I'm being "cranky" (10-to-1 odds it's Sneaky)
2) A Midol Alt appears, or someone mentions about it being my "time of the month" (12-to-1 on Rex)
3) Someone retorts "Lately?" (15-to-1 Knut has that "witty" gem ready to throw out)
4) Someone posts "Yeah?" (7-to-1 for Jaburg, depending on whether he gets here before JeffersonLA)
5) Someone yells "CUNT!" (Dead-even for the Welsh Cunt himself)
6) A bald joke within five posts (double-points if Nowhereman works it in the "Cunt!" post)
7) Someone says I need to get laid (no odds, because it's a generic response)
8) Someone posts "I'm sorry Pro. I hope you feel better. I know I always get pissy...." etc., etc. (Jerry, my money is on you)
9) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary with words like "playa", "pimp", "top rope", and "mentor" thrown about (Knut and Tim with dead-even odds)
10) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about gay sex, and "Rob is gay", and the like (Hell, this one covers everyone from Grimm and Doc, to Nowhereman, Joe, and Rob himself)
11) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about someone/everyone/no one wanting to get into Harley's pants (extra points in a "pics or stfu" graemlin is used)
12) Someone posts something here drunk (I'm looking at you, "Membership Page")
Yeah, I'm pissy. I'm edgy, and irritated. And, I don't know why. So, hopefully I'll just be able to contain it to this thread until the time passes. Of course, I think it IS time for my annual Rant thread about the state of the boards. That's usually a lot of fun to watch...  I hate you.
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You feel agitated because you feel something ominous on the horizon and you can't quite place what it is but you know it's going to be bad.
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I know. I am. Really. And, I expect the following replies in this thread, in some form or fashion: - 1) Someone emulates Elisa and tells me I'm being "cranky" (10-to-1 odds it's Sneaky)
2) A Midol Alt appears, or someone mentions about it being my "time of the month" (12-to-1 on Rex)
3) Someone retorts "Lately?" (15-to-1 Knut has that "witty" gem ready to throw out)
4) Someone posts "Yeah?" (7-to-1 for Jaburg, depending on whether he gets here before JeffersonLA)
5) Someone yells "CUNT!" (Dead-even for the Welsh Cunt himself)
6) A bald joke within five posts (double-points if Nowhereman works it in the "Cunt!" post)
7) Someone says I need to get laid (no odds, because it's a generic response)
8) Someone posts "I'm sorry Pro. I hope you feel better. I know I always get pissy...." etc., etc. (Jerry, my money is on you)
9) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary with words like "playa", "pimp", "top rope", and "mentor" thrown about (Knut and Tim with dead-even odds)
10) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about gay sex, and "Rob is gay", and the like (Hell, this one covers everyone from Grimm and Doc, to Nowhereman, Joe, and Rob himself)
11) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about someone/everyone/no one wanting to get into Harley's pants (extra points in a "pics or stfu" graemlin is used)
12) Someone posts something here drunk (I'm looking at you, "Membership Page")
Yeah, I'm pissy. That pretty much covers it.
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I know. I am. Really. And, I expect the following replies in this thread, in some form or fashion: - 1) Someone emulates Elisa and tells me I'm being "cranky" (10-to-1 odds it's Sneaky)
2) A Midol Alt appears, or someone mentions about it being my "time of the month" (12-to-1 on Rex)
3) Someone retorts "Lately?" (15-to-1 Knut has that "witty" gem ready to throw out)
4) Someone posts "Yeah?" (7-to-1 for Jaburg, depending on whether he gets here before JeffersonLA)
5) Someone yells "CUNT!" (Dead-even for the Welsh Cunt himself)
6) A bald joke within five posts (double-points if Nowhereman works it in the "Cunt!" post)
7) Someone says I need to get laid (no odds, because it's a generic response)
8) Someone posts "I'm sorry Pro. I hope you feel better. I know I always get pissy...." etc., etc. (Jerry, my money is on you)
9) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary with words like "playa", "pimp", "top rope", and "mentor" thrown about (Knut and Tim with dead-even odds)
10) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about gay sex, and "Rob is gay", and the like (Hell, this one covers everyone from Grimm and Doc, to Nowhereman, Joe, and Rob himself)
11) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about someone/everyone/no one wanting to get into Harley's pants (extra points in a "pics or stfu" graemlin is used)
12) Someone posts something here drunk (I'm looking at you, "Membership Page")
Yeah, I'm pissy. I'm edgy, and irritated. And, I don't know why. So, hopefully I'll just be able to contain it to this thread until the time passes. Of course, I think it IS time for my annual Rant thread about the state of the boards. That's usually a lot of fun to watch... I hate you. Didn't you just come back from some sex filled anniversary weekend?  How the fuck are you pissy after that?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sat on a bridge for a few days?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Haven't been to Pensacola with a belly of Mojito's lately?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hmmm...bunny brings up some good possibilities.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I know. I am. Really. And, I expect the following replies in this thread, in some form or fashion: - 1) Someone emulates Elisa and tells me I'm being "cranky" (10-to-1 odds it's Sneaky)
2) A Midol Alt appears, or someone mentions about it being my "time of the month" (12-to-1 on Rex)
3) Someone retorts "Lately?" (15-to-1 Knut has that "witty" gem ready to throw out)
4) Someone posts "Yeah?" (7-to-1 for Jaburg, depending on whether he gets here before JeffersonLA)
5) Someone yells "CUNT!" (Dead-even for the Welsh Cunt himself)
6) A bald joke within five posts (double-points if Nowhereman works it in the "Cunt!" post)
7) Someone says I need to get laid (no odds, because it's a generic response)
8) Someone posts "I'm sorry Pro. I hope you feel better. I know I always get pissy...." etc., etc. (Jerry, my money is on you)
9) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary with words like "playa", "pimp", "top rope", and "mentor" thrown about (Knut and Tim with dead-even odds)
10) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about gay sex, and "Rob is gay", and the like (Hell, this one covers everyone from Grimm and Doc, to Nowhereman, Joe, and Rob himself)
11) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about someone/everyone/no one wanting to get into Harley's pants (extra points in a "pics or stfu" graemlin is used)
12) Someone posts something here drunk (I'm looking at you, "Membership Page")
Yeah, I'm pissy. I'm edgy, and irritated. And, I don't know why. So, hopefully I'll just be able to contain it to this thread until the time passes. Of course, I think it IS time for my annual Rant thread about the state of the boards. That's usually a lot of fun to watch... I hate you. People around here am just yank each others chains just to see what falls out. Keep your chain covered and it am won't get yanked on so much.
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Hmmm...bunny brings up some good possibilities. i think he bound up too. i don't recall a rant from last year.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hmmm...bunny brings up some good possibilities. i think he bound up too. i don't recall a rant from last year. No, I'm pretty sure there was one...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hmmm...bunny brings up some good possibilities. i think he bound up too. i don't recall a rant from last year. No, I'm pretty sure there was one... can't be random interview stress.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hmmm...bunny brings up some good possibilities. i think he bound up too. i don't recall a rant from last year. No, I'm pretty sure there was one... can't be random interview stress. heh.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hmmm...bunny brings up some good possibilities. i think he bound up too. i don't recall a rant from last year. No, I'm pretty sure there was one... can't be random interview stress. heh. or new hair growth.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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11) The thread deteriorates into a back-and-forth running commentary about someone/everyone/no one wanting to get into Harley's pants (extra points in a "pics or stfu" graemlin is used)
Even money's on that it's you who starts it.
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Sometimes, it's just art...  In response: - I'm not sure it's a foreboding, as much as it is a malaise.
Pretty much.
The anniversary was fantastic. However, I've still had this edgy irritation, and I don't know why.
No, the chicken salad always fucking rocks.
After that bridge collapse, I've tended to try and avoid them, you know?
I'm not even certain what a "Mojito" is, really. And, fuck Pensacola. I'm hoping I'll never have to go there again. Too hot. Sheesh.
She brings up some drunk possibilities, perhaps.
Nope, vagina is granule-free. I double-checked. And douched.
Was it a picture book?
If by "read", you mean "imagined having sex with", that doesn't surprise me. It disturbs me. But, doesn't surprise.
Impossible has two S's in it, Timothy. Just saying.
But can you put your legs behind your head?
Well-spoken, even.
The wisdom of the cavemen should always be heeded. Unless it's those annoying fucking Geico cavemen. Fuck those guys.
I'm not sure what "bound up" means. But, my "rant" from last year was my opinions about the state of the boards. It made people talk. I enjoyed it.
She's right.
I retired from Random Interviews when I turned modship over to Harley. You'll have to ask her to do them now.
Don't laugh, bitch. I've still got "never-before-seen" material safely saved on my laptop. Yeah...
It took this long for a hair joke? Shameful.
Are bald jokes really that funny in the 21st century? Seriously?
Stop stealing Ralph Wiggums material, Jerry.
Why is even money on me starting it? Why not Joe, or Knut, or any of the rest of the ones that bug her? When's the last time I said anything about that to her? Or, are you just pausing to interject because you like trying to tool on me?
Yeah? How is it funny if it's meaningless?
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could pro be cranky cause his cunt's dried up and he's lost all his eggs? or maybe he's cranky cause now that he's supposedly not doing interviews cause he's not a mod of this forum that he doesn't have something to potential waste time on? or maybe his cunt's crying cause it misses grim and the Alabama steam whistle.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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This is the greatest "Man, I'm pissy lately..." thread ever!
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Sometimes, it's just art... In response: [list] I'm not even certain what a "Mojito" is, really. That's just sad. Great drink - you should try it. Usually am. I retired from Random Interviews when I turned modship over to Harley. You'll have to ask her to do them now. Hell no. Don't laugh, bitch. I've still got "never-before-seen" material safely saved on my laptop. Yeah... Fuck. You still have it? For reals? Blackmail. Fuck.  Why is even money on me starting it? Why not Joe, or Knut, or any of the rest of the ones that bug her? When's the last time I said anything about that to her? Or, are you just pausing to interject because you like trying to tool on me? Because. Again because. Never. Probably.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Allan comes through with my points-prop. Preesh, Al.
Sneaky rambled on and on about "cunts" and stuff. If anyone's good with anagrams and hieroglyphics, please translate that mess of a lucid thought for me. Thanks.
And, Harley takes time from her pillow-fight with Pig Iran to give me some intelligent conversation. Mucho appreciato...
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Sneaky rambled on and on about "cunts" and stuff. If anyone's good with anagrams and hieroglyphics, please translate that mess of a lucid thought for me. Thanks.
There was a time I could translate it, but even babelfish has its limits!
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cookie monster 7500+ posts
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And, Harley takes time from her pillow-fight with Pig Iran to give me some intelligent conversation. Mucho appreciato...
That's what I'm here for. 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Kneel! 10000+ posts
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to pillow fight pig iran...?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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cookie monster 7500+ posts
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You leave my pillows out of this...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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We all wish you would leave your pillows out more often!
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