i'd buy her fake tickets then throw the dvd at her.
Actually I mentioned it to her -- apparently he's always been a shit-eater. So she wouldn't find it funny as a gag-gift thing or anything. I wonder though, if he was suck a cock, how'd he score kid programs?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
