I'm surprised that the choice wasn't Coulter vs. Maureen Dowd here.


Dowd

Both are wretched, smug, annoying and sanctimonious - yet, despite these common traits, they are still each other's politically polar doppelganger...

Getting back to URG's choices, however I agree with Sneaky (not a fan of Katie, either)...Gob actually seems like a better option here...


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi