Okay, there's this stupid game I play when people are over and we're drunk after a football game. We take a movie and start watching it in a different language. I prefer French, because it's more entertaining than Spanish.

Anyways, just for kicks, put in your copy of The Empire Strikes Back. Set it to French, and then go to the big Vader/Luke fight where Vader tells Luke who his daddy really is.

Trust me. It's so wrong it's bad. Sounds more like Vader wants Luke to forget the Rebels and run away with him.

Here's a different scene. Cheak out Darth Napoleon near the end.



This actually might be better than the English version:



Decepticons in French. 'Cause that's what Starscream's colors stand for.







Like Peter Parker wasn't an emo sissy before:



Anyone else do this?


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream