RDCW Tryouts
Jade Dragon vs. Hombre Del Mouse
The lights come up in the Cheesedome as Hombre Del Mouse and Jade Dragon make their way down the ramp to the ring - no entrance music, no entourage, and only sparse applause. The two men climb into the ring as Senior RDCW Official Lothar runs down Da Rules.
Monroe: And tonight's action is about to get under way, starting with this Tryout Match! These two hopefuls will battle it out, and the winner will advance to the next match and be one step closer to an RDCW contract!
Marcum: If Balls Nasty doesn't get 'em first!
Monroe: Eventually, the fighter who outlasts his competitors will be pitted against a hardened RDCW veteran to be determined at the RDCW Tryouts Final Callback at Halloween Handjobs!
Marcum: If Balls Nasty doesn't get 'em first!
Monroe: But since Balls Nasty has yet to show himself, it looks like this match just might actually proceed without incident!
The mouse luchador and the dragon-masked fighter square off in the ring and James White rings the bell...
Monroe: And amazingly enough we're under way!
Hombre Del Mouse comes out with a flying armdrag attempt, but the nimble Jade Dragon evades him. The two combatants circle the ring, testing each other's defenses.
Monroe: It says here that Hombre Del Mouse got his start in the Chiápas lucha libre circuit, while Jade Dragon only recently appeared as part of a mixed martial-arts exhibition that toured Asia last month!
Marcum: Who cares? It's not like they're gonna leave the ring under their own power anyway!
Hombre Del Mouse goes for a lockup and tries to take Jade Dragon down, but Jade Dragon uses a jiu jitsu reversal and throws the mouse luchador to the mat! Hombre Del Mouse jumps back up - and right into a tae kwon do side kick that knocks him off balance. Jade Dragon is right there and follows up with a crushing muay thai knee strike to HDM's chest!
Monroe: OH MY GOB!
Fat Retard: Sternum!
Marcum: Damn near killed 'em!
Clearly winded, HDM tries to stay in the fight, but he appears to be overmatched. He throws a few feeble punches before JD gets in close and drills HDM with another muay thai attack, this time an elbow strike to the side of the head!
Monroe: Devastating!
Hombre Del Mouse drops to the mat.
Marcum: It looks like the mouse is out cold!
Just then, Balls Nasty appears at the top of the ramp. His right hand is bandaged up and he looks very pissed off as he charges toward the ring.
Marcum: Look out! Here he comes!
Lothar checks on Hombre Del Mouse as Balls Nasty heads down the ramp...
Monroe: He is! He's out cold!
Lothar calls for the bell. The instant James White rings it, Jade Dragon climbs the ropes and hops onto a turnbuckle. A rope is dangling from a catwalk above, but the end of the rope is still a few feet beyond Jade Dragon's reach as Balls Nasty reaches the bottom of the ramp and begins circling the ring...
Marcum: Watch out! The dragon's got nowhere to go!
Just as Balls Nasty rounds the corner, Jade Dragon leaps vertically from the turnbuckle and grabs onto the rope! Balls grabs at his foot, but Jade Dragon kicks at Balls's wounded hand, forcing him to let go as he clambers up the rope...
Monroe: I was wondering what that rope was doing there! But who put it there?
Marcum: Whoever it was, they didn't make Balls Nasty very happy!
As Jade Dragon reaches the catwalk high above the arena floor, a furious Balls Nasty climbs into the ring and commences taking out his frustration on the prone Hombre Del Mouse until security restrains him and paramedics begin checking on the luchador's condition...
Monroe: A Tryouts match ends in a vicious knockout for the loser and a narrow escape for the winner! Balls Nasty is absolutely livid! Will Jade Dragon even be able to return to the Cheesedome next week for the next Tryouts matchup? Stay tuned - the show's just begun!
