Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A
truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a
very gay voice, ''Please sir can I fart?''

The truck driver then says, ''Yeah sure who cares.''

So the gay guy goes ''POOF''.

Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he
doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''.

Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen
can I fart?"

The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart
was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, ''He is obviously
a virgin.''

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!