Yeah, but with my lovely Brandy, who is docile to those she knows and a terror to those with whom she is unacquainted, I have to live with the constant threat of my dog harming some client of my Mom and getting sued and having to euthanize her. I might be safe from intruders, but visitors aren't protected from the Wrath of Dog.

Anyhow, this is the last giant puppy-picture post, I swear!!!



There's something similar about the dogs I have, and it isn't just the coloring...


My sister mentioned that you can't see how tiny she is with the pics, so here: a size comparison. I wear women's 11 / men's 9 (USA).


MMMM! Esbilac!!!


Got Milk? aka Where's YOUR Mustache? aka HEY, CHRIS OAKLEY! More masturbation material for you!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"