I know! She sleeps on her back, she snorts/honks like a piggie, she's wide like a bullfrog, she whoops like a guinea pig, and her back legs are super-bowed, making her walk like a paddle-boat.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
