You know, I saw the Oracle chick around that weekend. And, I kept thinking "Is she really crippled? Or is she just playing the part?" And then, part of me wanted to go and turn her wheelchair over and see what happened. And then, she would go crawling around and I would kick her arms out from under her screaming "STOP FAKING!! STOP IT!! STAND UP!!! YOU SUCK!!! STAND UP!!" And then she would cry, and I would laugh, and defecate in her boyfriend Nightwing's mouth. And he would cry, and I would kick her arms out from under her again, and laugh some more.
But, the other part of me said...."Nah."
