Havok returns from break as we see Penny still cowering in a corner as Ghost Hog has bloodied up Paragon, and is still stumbling around the ring in a haze. Ghost Hog climbs up to the top rope for a Pig on the Wing, but slips off and falls back into the ring, nearly landing on the infuriated Joe Mama!
Joe Mama angrily signals for the bell and calls for a microphone. He steps over Ghost Hog and leans into his face before speaking: JM: Y'know what? I really don't care if you two kill each other. But you owe these fans a decent match, Ghost Hog, and you owe it to me to come here in some shape to compete! Otherwise, you've wasted my time with this poor excuse for a gimmick match! And you don't waste the RDCW Heavyweight Cheese Champion's time!
I'm calling this match and declaring Doc Paragon the winner. Not because he beat you or outwrestled you - frankly, he ought to be ashamed of his showing tonight! How does the RDCW's head honcho have the nerve to come out here and fight like a toddler? I'm giving him the match, Ghost Hog, because I've had enough of watching you disgrace yourself and embarrass the RDCW with your existence. If I were in Paragon's position, I'd fire your worthless ass tonight. Now get out of this ring, you fucking loser. Go dry out.
Ghost looks up at Joe Mama's face and appears to be trying to respond. After several moments, he finally opens his mouth and: GH: BLEEAUUURRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
Monroe: Ghost Hog just threw up all over Joe Mama!
MarcuM:
JM drops the microphone and cold cocks Ghost Hog. He smacks him around a bit, ending the abuse with a belt to his face. Then he picks Ghost Hog up on his shoulders in fireman position.
Monroe: Is he going to give Ghost Hog the East Coast Hammer?
MarcuM:
[i]JM carries Ghost Hog's drunk (not punk) ass to the ropes and tosses him over the top. Then he grabs the microphone and says:JM: Ghost Hog, why don't you do everyone here a favor? Retire. Get out of this business. You have no place here. Get out and stay out, you useless waste of space.
Monroe: The Champion is furious!
MarcuM:
JM leaves the ring and begins to walk to the back, but Ghost Hog seems to recover and springs to his feet, grabbing the chair from beneath MarcuM, and chasing after JM! Angrily, Ghost Hog swings the chair into JM's back, dropping him down on the rampway! Ghost Hog continues to batter away at JM, hammering at him before placing the chair down on the rampway.
Ghost Hog picks up JM and sets him up in a Pork U, dropping him directly onto the chair! Monroe: Oh my Gob. . .
Ghost Hot walks out of the arena, leaving JM's prone form battered on the rampway as Havok fades out. . .
