I am happy to report that I am currently writing this via my Playstation 3. It's my first experience using a game console to troll for porn and gay jokes here at Rob's.

A new era dawns for all lazy bastards. Like You.

And myself.

And Pro. Who is typing this for me.

See? Lazy.

Fuck off.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle