Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Wrong set of brothers, hon - you're thinking of the Farrelly brothers.


(psst..., sweetie, he already knows that)


What?

He coulda been confused....

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
And I didn't like There's Something About Mary, but that prolly has more to do with the fact that I hate Ben Stiller (he's NOT funny!) than anything else.


Ben Stiller is best in comedy roles when he's the asshole, not the lovable goof.


I dunno - I'm just not a fan.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi