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I'm surprised he still has some change.

Betweent he whole jew thing and that parlor trick where she'll squat over something and turns into one of those vacuum tubes.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

and that parlor trick where she'll squat over something and turns into one of those vacuum tubes.



yeah. thats the move that keeps me coming back...


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that's her signature.

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did she learn that from you squeaks?


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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You should see what she can do with an empty wine bottle and smidge of vaseline!


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Yeah, she built a space station entirely out of t-shirts and jello once.


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That explains the true origin of Space Station Freedom.


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
I'm surprised he still has some change.


He doesn't. I pick pocketed his stuff - couldn't help it - its the Puerto Rican in me.

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Betweent he whole jew thing and that parlor trick where she'll squat over something and turns into one of those vacuum tubes.


I only do that for the paper money.



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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
that's her signature.




Oh, I see, that how we're gonna play...


*smirk*



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You should see what she can do with an empty wine bottle and smidge of vaseline!


Lothar! Stop giving my secrets away!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Yeah, she built a space station entirely out of t-shirts and jello once.


It was fully functional too...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
that's her signature.




Oh, I see, that how we're gonna play...


*smirk*



;\)

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Yeah, she built a space station entirely out of t-shirts and jello once.


It was fully functional too...


I expected nothing less.


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Yeah, she built a space station entirely out of t-shirts and jello once.


It was fully functional too...



heh. thats no moon...


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
I'm surprised he still has some change.


He doesn't. I pick pocketed his stuff - couldn't help it - its the Puerto Rican in me.



aww...no wonder i couldnt find my metro card.


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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coming soon?


In Knurkel's case, too soon.



still better than not at all...as in your case JM.


Not really. The ladies come, I look like a stud, they try harder next time (there's ALWAYS a next time), and no annoying pregnancies to deal with. Top THAT, Quick-Draw.


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:DAMN!:

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Hey, maybe there should be a :damn: graemlin! That's a great idea! I'm AWESOME!


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it's AWESHOME!

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:damn: !


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and that's :DAMN!:

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Not really. The ladies come,



over? im sure you pay them well...

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I look like a stud,



keep the lights of do eh...?

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
(there's ALWAYS a next time)



easy money is easy money...



 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
and no annoying pregnancies to deal with.


good to see you still offer free rides to the clinic when you're done. the pimps in the neigborhood cheer your name...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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That was a long way to go, there, Big Poppa Two-Pump.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Big Poppa Two-Pump.






I expect better from you JM...


(micheal jackson bootsy)


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

(micheal jackson bootsy)


Bullshit. Bootsy kicks MJ's arse every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Where's Don King (or Don Cornelius) when you need him? This fight must happen!!!

PS: Any direct or indirect reference to Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon makes my weekend. Thank you, K-nut.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I was just at the comic shop yesterday and the guys behind the counter were asking eachother about movies. One of em asked "whats your favorite crappy movie." All I said was "Bruce Leroy kicks ass" and the guy said "SHONUFF!". good times...


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"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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