Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Ok, I'm suddenly reminded of the moment in Raw when Eddie Murphy is telling the doctor that his dick shoots fire...


"Doctor, whuzzit mean when you go to pee and you shoot fire...?"

"You mean, you get a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"Naw, I mean fire shoots out my dick! My dick is a blowtorch!"

(Yeah, that's how the visit went, pretty much...)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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