"Hey, pendejo! You wanting the biggest? You wanting the baddest! Si, senore! I am right here!"
El Superbeasto walks down to ringside and climbs into the ring, stepping over the top rope. "Allow Superbeasto to show you meaning of true lucha style!"
*Qbert throws a mini football at Superbeasto which just bounces harmlessly off of the giant luchadore's massive chest. Qbert then tosses a wad of monopoly money at Superbeasto, who merely looks at him. "You are muy stupido."
Superbeasto whips Qbert into the ropes and Qbert ducks under a clothesline and attempts to hop over the luchadore, but Superbeasto is just too big and the massive luchadore wraps his hand around Qbert's throat and delivers a thunderous Chokeslam to Oblivion which knocks Qbert flat on the canvas.
Superbeasto kicks Qbert out of the ring with his foot and says: "Dio de los muertos, puta."
"Johnny Evil! You are making me angry last week! You are not going to liking me when angry, cabrone! Tonight, you are feeling wrath of Giant Luchadore! At Halloween Handjobs, you and puta diablo Grimm will be Chokeslam straight to hell! VIVA EL SUPERBEASTO!"
Superbeasto leaves the ring as EMTs check on the still unconscious Qbert. 
