RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat the famous insult the person above you thread 2

needs to be milked...

Doesn't am know how to milk a cow.

still doesnt know I milked urgs woman (who am real woman by the way)

3.In 1780, Monroe returned to Virginia to study law under Thomas Jefferson, who became a
lifelong friend, patron, and major influence on his intellectual development. Monroe was
elected to the Virginia House of Delegates in 1782, and his abilities and total
dedication to public service won him election in 1783 to the Confederation Congress,
where he sat until 1786. Here he organized the opposition to the Jay-Gardoqui proposals,
by which the United States would have yielded to Spain its claim to the free navigation
of the Mississippi River. He also helped lay the groundwork for territorial government
embodied in the Northwest Ordinance of 1787. While in Congress, Monroe joined the
advocates of a stronger government, continuing the work of his friend James Madison. Yet
as a member of the Virginia ratifying convention he joined Patrick Henry and George
Mason in opposing the ratification of the U.S. Constitution. He considered it defective
in the excessive power granted the Senate and in authorizing direct taxes.

springsteen
I WANNA MARRY YOU

I see you walking, baby, down the street
Pushing that baby carriage at your feet
I see the lonely ribbon in your hair
Tell me I am the man for whom you put it there

You never smile girl, you never speak
You just walk on by, darlin' week after week
Raising two kids alone in this mixed up world
Must be a lonely life for a working girl

(Chorus)
Little girl, I wanna marry you
Oh yeah, little girl, I wanna marry you
Yes I do
Little girl, I wanna marry you

Now honey, I don't wanna clip your wings
But a time comes when two people should think of these things
Having a home and a family
Facing up to their responsibilities
They say in the end true love prevails
But in the end true love can't be no fairytale
To say I'll make your dreams come true would be wrong
But maybe, darlin', I could help them along

(Chorus)

My daddy said right before he died
That true, true love was just a lie
He went to his grave a broken heart
An unfulfilled life, makes a man hard

Oh, darlin'
There's something happy and there's something sad
'Bout wanting somebody, oh so bad,
I wear my love darlin', without shame
I'd be proud if you would wear my name

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CAUTIOUS MAN

Bill Horton was a cautious man of the road
He walked lookin' over his shoulder and remained faithful to its code
When something caught his eye he'd measure his need
And then very carefully he'd proceed

Billy met a young girl in the early days of May
It was there in her arms he let his cautiousness slip away
In their lovers twilight as the evening sky grew dim
He'd lay back in her arms and laugh at what had happened to him

On his right hand Billy tattooed the word love and on his left hand was the word fear
And in which hand he held his fate was never clear
Come Indian summer he took his young lover for his bride
And with his own hands built a great house down by the riverside

Now Billy was an honest man he wanted to do what was right
He worked hard to fill their lives with happy days and loving nights
Alone on his knees in the darkness for steadiness he'd pray
For he knew in a restless heart the seed of betrayal lay

One night Billy awoke from a terrible dream callin' his wife's name
She lay breathing beside him in a peaceful sleep, a thousand miles away
He got dressed in the moonlight and down to the highway he strode
When he got there he didn't find nothing but road

Billy felt a coldness rise up inside him that he couldn't name
Just as the words tattooed 'cross his knuckles he knew would always remain
At their bedside he brushed the hair from his wife's face as the moon shone on her skin so white
Filling their room with the beauty of God's fallen light

springsteen
CROSS MY HEART

First time I crossed my heart
I was beggin' baby, please
At your bedside, down on my knees
When I crossed my heart
When I crossed my heart
I crossed my heart, pretty baby over you

Second time I crossed my heart
Rain came in from the south
I was lyin' there with something sweet and salty in my mouth
When I crossed my heart
When I crossed my heart
When I crossed my heart, pretty darlin' over you

Well, you may think the world's black and white
And you're dirty or you're clean
You better watch out you don't slip
Through them spaces in between

Where the night gets sticky
And the sky gets black
I grabbed you, baby, and you grabbed me back
And we crossed our hearts
We crossed our hearts
Yeah, I crossed my heart...

Little boys, little girls
They know their wrongs from their rights
Once you cross your heart
You ain't ever supposed to lie

Well, life ain't nothin'
But a cold hard ride
I ain't leavin' 'til I'm satisfied
I cross my heart
Yeah, I cross my heart
Well, I cross my heart, pretty darlin' over you

Wow, this was a fun thread.

Your "landlord" thinks you're fun.

... Wishes he was my landlord.

Can't get it through his head that, for all his wishing and hoping, I won't adopt him.

Refuses to adopt me... selfish bastid...

Can't even kill himslf right.

has a cork filled club...

Has a cork-filled skull.

Fake suicider

Closet Red Sox fan!

anal sex giverer

takes iterer

Greek loverer?

landlord lover.

unemployed sock fucker.