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Um,


What?

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he's right


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Wow, I can't believe I missed the bong episode of the Facts Of Life.

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tootie was all strung out in the finale.

thats when joe bought her, and brought that bitch back to the house.


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I haven't smoked pot in over seven years. That shit makes me want to start again.


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you could be our tootie


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Heh, I musta missed that episode..


Bongs away!

and for the record, I quit smoking pot over 30 years ago, myself.


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That's too bad, Jerry.

Get well soon.

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Insert obligatory "he still smokes cock joke" here.


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
That's too bad, Jerry.

Get well soon.


heh

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Insert obligatory "he still smokes cock joke" here.


heh heh


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
That's too bad, Jerry.

Get well soon.



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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
tootie was all strung out in the finale.

thats when joe bought her, and brought that bitch back to the house.


That's right, and I turned Mrs. Garrett out off camera.


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
That's too bad, Jerry.

Get well soon.




Don't remember that particular episode. If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.



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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...

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It am good to get that first marriage out of the way.

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People watched that shitty show?


Pimping my site, again.

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I watched The Facts Of Life back in the early 80's when it was a current hit show.

I liked it.

I doubt it would have made it now, had it been a new show for 2007, though.

Times have changed a lot since the early 80's.


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."




Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."


He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."


He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier.



Hmmmm...I don't know if that's enough... can he cook anything else? And what about laundry? If you're gonna pimp him out, you need a stronger sell...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."


He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier.



Hmmmm...I don't know if that's enough... can he cook anything else? And what about laundry?


I'm pretty sure that he'll cook your laundry if you ask him.


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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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whooooa, when did free pot become part of the story?


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Gob, gob...he's planning to move in to get the pot. I just have to order it and have it delivered. I expect cooking and cleaning in return.

Try and follow the yellow ball...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."


He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier.



Hmmmm...I don't know if that's enough... can he cook anything else? And what about laundry?


I'm pretty sure that he'll cook your laundry if you ask him.



and he'll launder the food.


in between rounds of Tekken and Splinter Cell. . .

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Try and follow the yellow ball...


he's color blind...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm


in between rounds of Tekken and Splinter Cell. . .

;\)



well it is all about sam fisher...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."


He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier.



Hmmmm...I don't know if that's enough... can he cook anything else? And what about laundry?


I'm pretty sure that he'll cook your laundry if you ask him.



and he'll launder the food.


in between rounds of Tekken and Splinter Cell. . .

;\)


A gamer who cooks laundry and launders food... nevermind - no pot for Pro then...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."


He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier.



Hmmmm...I don't know if that's enough... can he cook anything else? And what about laundry?


I'm pretty sure that he'll cook your laundry if you ask him.



and he'll launder the food.


in between rounds of Tekken and Splinter Cell. . .

;\)


A gamer who cooks laundry and launders food... nevermind - no pot for Pro then...

Okay, I'll throw in two bottles of rioja and he can toast a bagel.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Gob, gob...he's planning to move in to get the pot. I just have to order it and have it delivered. I expect cooking and cleaning in return.

Try and follow the yellow ball...


i agree.

if he cooks and cleans in return, i will have said free pot.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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My abilities are without question!!

Mainly because I have none....


Not true!

I am a fantastic chef, I know how to work a washing machine (but I don't iron), I master in cunnilingus, and my Playstation skills are beyond compare.

Do I get the job?







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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing.


That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you...


Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."


He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier.



Hmmmm...I don't know if that's enough... can he cook anything else? And what about laundry?


I'm pretty sure that he'll cook your laundry if you ask him.



and he'll launder the food.


in between rounds of Tekken and Splinter Cell. . .

;\)


A gamer who cooks laundry and launders food... nevermind - no pot for Pro then...

Okay, I'll throw in two bottles of rioja and he can toast a bagel.


sold!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
My abilities are without question!!

Mainly because I have none....


Not true!

I am a fantastic chef, I know how to work a washing machine (but I don't iron), I master in cunnilingus, and my Playstation skills are beyond compare.

Do I get the job?







And the weed?




Sneaks has been pimpin' you out, Pro - I've been haggling with her over the details, the toasted bagel is what synched it, but you might want to talk to her about the final settlement...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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i'm surprised she took the bagel and not the rioja.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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