Robin Lucious here backstage in the Cheesedome in an exclusive interview with the General Manager of the RDCW, Doc Paragon!
*Paragon's forehead is still bandaged from his fight with Ghost Hog a few weeks ago, and he smiles uneasily. This is not the Paragon we are used to seeing.
DP: Hello, Robin.
Robin: Doc, last week we saw a video from Ghost Hog declaring you as a major player in a vast conspiracy inside the inner workings of the RDCW.
as Robin speaks we see the footage again. . .
The video footage changes to a scene of Paragon standing in a hallway with the West Side Rollers. We see Paragon handing a sum of cash to Big Pimp Tim, who nods and takes the money before pocketing it. He smiles and says something before the group walks away. Paragon turns, a satisfied look on his face, and walks in the opposite direction.
Robin: Doc, what is your response to this footage? Are you the mastermind of the Conspiracy within the RDCW? Is Ghost Hog right? Did you pay off the West Side Rollers to take out the Cheapions? The fans want to know!
DP: Hold on, hold on, here, Robin. If you want my answers then let me give them to you. But first, I want to say this about Ghost Hog. Ghost Hog, since you returned to the RDCW I have known that you would be a thorn in my side and that one day I would have to pluck you out and toss you away like the garbage you are.
Well, that day did not come like I hoped it would, just a few short weeks ago. I've come to accept that I am not the man to remove you from the RDCW. But that's okay, because I know who is. The man you tried to cheapshot from behind and injure after our match! Our very own RDCW World Champion, Joe Mama! And at Halloween Handjobs, he's going to put you out of your drunken misery in a very special match. Because Ghost Hog, at Halloween Handjobs you and Joe Mama are going beyond hardcore, beyond the cage, beyond anything seen so far. You're going. . .Beyond Phausendome! That's a circular enclosed steel cage surrounding the ringside area and filled with weapons.
You want to unleash the Hog of War, I say unleash him. Unleash the Enforcer, and let them go ONE STEP BEYOND!!!!!!!
Now as for the video footage. Did I pay off the West Side Rollers?
Paragon pauses as if weighing his answer. Finally, he looks up and begins to speak again.
DP: Yes, I paid off the West Side Rollers. Yes, it's the truth, but it isn't the whole truth. You see, not so long ago, Big Pimp Tim was injured here in the Cheesedome on an episode of Havok. Now, Robin, I've said this before and I will say it again. I am not a fan of the West Side Rollers or how they conduct themselves in the ring.
But having said that, they do bring in revenue for our company and they are the reigning RDCW World Tag Team Champions. When you have a situation where someone such as that is injured on the job, it is my responsibility to do what is best for the business. In this particular instance that was ensuring that not only was Big Pimp Tim not facing a permanent injury, not only was the RDCW not facing liability charges, but also that the Tag Team Titles were not in jeopardy.
So did I hand Big Pimp Tim a large wad of cash that Ghost Hog apparently broke into our security system and stole a tape of? Yes, I did. That money was an advance payment on Big Pimp Tim's paycheck to ensure that he would receive the best and fastest medical attention that he could in order to overcome his injury. I'm happy to say that he was able to do just that and return to competition here as you saw last week.
Robin: Well, Doc, it certainly looks like you've covered the bases on that angle. Is there anything else you'd like to say before we go back to the arena?
DP: Yes, there is. I've been watching this situation between Balls Nasty, Jade Dragon, and the RDCW hopefuls very closely and I have a little something special in mind for them at Halloween Handjobs as well.
Robin: Thanks for your time, Doc.
DP: Thank you, Robin.
Monroe: Well, it looks like Paragon's innocent of Ghost Hog's conspiracy charges!
MarcuM: I call shenanigans! That was hush money! Bribery! Paragongate is afoot! Look out, you could be the next victim! Just like Nixon and Jayne Mansfield!
Monroe: What???
MarcuM: You know she was doing Superman in her spare time! Didn't you see that movie?
Monroe: Apparently not the one you did. . .
