<Cut to the Cheapions' locker room, where Sweet Marlene is speaking with Chewy Walrus and Killconey as the tag partners gear up for separate matches...>

Killconey: So where's Meeko, anyway? She's usually the one who gives us these little pre-match pep talks.

Sweet Marlene: Meeko said she has to go take care of a few things. She'll be back in time for our match later. For now, I'll have to do. Is that okay?

Chewy Walrus: \:-\[

KC:

SM: Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that even though you're not tag-teaming tonight, I'm very confident in the both of you. I told you we would get a shot at the West Side Rollers before this was all over. Looks like we're getting about as many shots at them as we know what to do with. Don't. Waste. Any.

KC: Don't you worry about that, babe. I can't wait to get my hands on Krazed after last week.

SM: It didn't look like he hurt you that bad!

KC: Maybe not. But that bastard never returned the last four All-Star Supermans he borrowed, and there's gonna be hell to pay!

SM:

CW:

SM: And you, Ste-

CW:

SM: Chewy... You're up against Big Pimp Tim, and last week you two were pretty evenly matched. I know you're used to your strength advantage being enough, but judging from what that Jade Dragon guy did to Balls Nasty, that's not always gonna cut it against some opponents. So don't be afraid to mix it up a little when you get out there, okay?

CW:

KC: So what are you and Meeko gonna do against Schwartz out there?

SM: What are we gonna do? It's a handicap match. We're gonna double-team her!

CW:

KC: Really?

SM: NOT LIKE THAT!

KC: Oh.

SM: Sometimes I worry about you.

KC: I'll take that as an "I love you".

<Fade to black...>