If you can get the numbers, you can actually get pot delivered to your door in this city, as easily as if you were ordering in food. Amazing. That's it. Fuck my marriage, I'm moving in with you... Do you cook and clean? I can see you holding a sign that says: "will clean for free pot."  He does chicken salad, mojitos and is an excellent saucier. Hmmmm...I don't know if that's enough... can he cook anything else? And what about laundry? I'm pretty sure that he'll cook your laundry if you ask him. and he'll launder the food. in between rounds of Tekken and Splinter Cell. . .  A gamer who cooks laundry and launders food...  nevermind - no pot for Pro then... Okay, I'll throw in two bottles of rioja and he can toast a bagel.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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