Single Match Krazed vs. Killconey The match began with both high-flyers coming out swinging. Various power moves were exchanged before Krazed hit a low blow on Killconey and then whipped him into the ropes. Krazed committed to a standing dropkick, but Killconey grabbed the ropes and stayed put, and Krazed tumbled to the mat! Killconey kicked at Krazed a few times, then backed off long enough to let Krazed get up. The two then went back to brawling toe-to-toe, which gradually bogged down into a stalemate.Monroe: Looks like what we saw in the tag match last week.
Krazed ducked under one of Killconey’s punches, then kneed him in the stomach. As Killconey doubled over from the sudden blow, Krazed delivered an overhand smash to the back of his head, dropping him to the mat! With Killconey down, Krazed hurried to the nearest corner and climbed to the turnbuckle...Marcum: Krazed is about to take to the air!
Krazed leapt off the turnbuckle to execute the Knight, Knight, but Killconey rolled out of the way at the last possible instant, and Krazed caught him off-center, sending both men to the mat!Monroe: Both men are down! Referee Lothar is counting to ten! Who will get to their feet first?
Krazed and Killconey slowly gathered themselves together at about the same time, and both men instinctively looked toward their respective corners, only to remember that they were in a singles match!Marcum: Nobody to tag in! Looks like this is it for Killconey!
Killconey scrambled to his feet first, running over to get in a couple quick kicks before Lothar separated the two. Krazed managed to get up... and then started yelling at Chewy Walrus and Sweet Marlene, who had come down to ringside to watch the match!Monroe: Krazed had better pay attention to the match!
Marcum: He’s outraged at Chewy’s interference! It’s ridiculous!
While Krazed and Chewy continued arguing, Big Pimp Tim and Heidi Schwartz made their way down the ramp, and Killconey immediately ran to that corner, followed closely by Lothar, who started ordering the bunch outside the ring to back away. But while everyone else was distracted, J circled around the ring and handed Krazed a steel chair!Marcum: Look out!
Krazed grabbed the chair, then just as Killconey turned around, Krazed nailed him with it! Krazed quickly tossed the chair aside, and J fetched it and scurried away. Lothar turned around just in time to see Krazed go for the cover. Krazed got the three-count and James White rang the bell.Marcum: Krazed wins! Krazed wins!
Monroe: Via cheap shot.
Krazed wasn’t able to celebrate long, though. Sweet Marlene hurried into the ring to check on Killconey, and Chewy Walrus entered the ring at the same time. Krazed slid under the ropes and joined BPT, Schwartz and J as they backed up the ramp, shouting back and forth with the Cheapions until the show faded to a plug for Larry Llawler’s new book debunking most of the points made in The Self-Destruction of Ultimate Jaburg53...
