Singles Match
Chewy Walrus vs. Big Pimp Tim

After the controversial decision between Krazed and Killconey, [and then the incident in the Handicap Match,] both factions were restricted from ringside, and Chewy Walrus and Big Pimp Tim made their way to the ring unaccompanied. Both men came out of their corners intent upon settling the score, and it wasn’t long before Chewy drew first blood with a hard right to BPT’s left cheekbone! Shortly afterward, BPT got his revenge with a kick that cut Chewy’s forehead open!

Monroe: Both men are already bleeding! This is shaping up to be one brutal match!

The two brawlers traded blows for a while, but both seemed a bit distracted by the blood, and a few moves were countered a bit too easily. Finally, BPT got the upper hand and whipped the bigger Chewy into the ropes, but Chewy recovered his balance on the rebound and leveled BPT with a Walrus Wallop clothesline, following that up with a Wrecking Ball leg drop!

Monroe: Buhgawb!

Fat Retard: German Suplex!

BPT was slow to get to his feet, but he managed to ward off a series of hard blows from Chewy, then began to mount a comeback of his own, getting in some good punches and kicks.

Marcum: It’s gonna be another dramatic comeback for Big Pimp Tim! Chewy’s going over the top rope!

BPT slung Chewy into the ropes, then leg-swept him to the mat and tried to lock Chewy into the Bitch Maker. BPT applied pressure and tried to make Chewy tap, but the big man wriggled an elbow free and slammed it into BPT, forcing him to break the hold. BPT shifted position and maneuvered Chewy into a sleeper hold, hoping another submission attempt would be more successful than the first...

Marcum: Can Chewy Walrus withstand another submission attempt?

Chewy started to succumb to the chokehold, but the crowd began chanting for him, which seemed to revive the big man a bit...

Monroe: He may be coming around!

Big Pimp Tim desperately held Chewy in the sleeper hold, but Chewy slowly got to his feet. He elbowed BPT in the midsection once, then twice, then broke free and slung BPT into the ropes. BPT grabbed the ropes and held on, then when Chewy came over, he nailed him with a low blow, followed by a leg-sweep to the mat. BPT bounced off the ropes and hit Chewy with a big leg drop, then went for a quick cover!

Marcum: This could be it!

Chewy kicked out after a two-count, and a frustrated Big Pimp Tim backed off and waited for Chewy to stagger back to his feet...

Marcum: Pin or no pin, Chewy’s about to go over the top rope!

Big Pimp Tim moved Chewy toward the ropes, but couldn’t get him out of the ring. He shoved Chewy into the ropes, but Chewy bounced back into him and knocked him to the mat. BPT jumped back up, kicked the dazed Chewy in the midsection, and then launched himself into the opposite ropes and back at Chewy...

Marcum: Here it comes!

Just as BPT was about to launch himself into Chewy and send him over the top rope, Chewy reached out and caught BPT in a chokehold!

Monroe: Watch out!

Big Pimp Tim struggled, but couldn’t break the hold, and Chewy executed his Random Acts of Violence, chokeslamming BPT into the mat with authority! Chewy went for the cover and the pin, and James White rang the bell!

Monroe: And after taking losses all night, the Cheapions finally strike back!

The remaining members of both factions charged down the ramp, but security converged on them quickly and separated the Cheapions from the West Side Rollers before they could tear into one another again...

Monroe: The Cheapions! The West Side Rollers! It’s an all-out war, and it’s heading straight into Halloween Handjobs! Just where will this end? Stay tuned – our main event is coming up next!