He's too old, for one. The character isn't Burton's, for two. Have y'all heard about Heath's issues lately? And his Joker-journal where he pastes his inspiration, stuff he thinks Joker would find funny -- and put AIDS in it. That's getting into character. Jack didn't do jack.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"