Sammitch needed a break
A little time to think
But then he went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leelan
That he met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love to see the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame

So when your done doing whatever
And when your through doing whoever
You know the rkmb will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to the rkmb
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your post count
And forget all about the rkmb
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And Joey got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway

I think rob made a mistake
Its not that easy to take
Sammitch went to make a deposit
Then he cleaned out his closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait

For ammitch to come back to the rkmb (I'd wish you come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
I bet he misses the sunrise
And PJP'S poop pies but I could be wrong

So when your done doing whatever
And when your through doing whoever
You know the rkmb will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to the rkmb
Its just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the rkmb
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And joe mamma got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway

Rob wants you back
Joe Mamma wants you back
Pro wants you back
And the sneaky/harley twinks want you back
And Uschi wants you back
And Rex wants you back

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole rkmb gonna sign

Come back to RKMB
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your POST COUNT
And forget all about the RKMB
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And jerry's got every slow dance saved

Come back to the rkmb
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your post count
And forget all about the rkmb
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And Klinton's got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway