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Pick a slave or Sneaky Bunny picks you.


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TK. Junior am know where all the good porn am.

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HULK SAY JAYBURG TOO HIGH TO BE A SLAVE!


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TK. He could hook me up with all the MySpace bitches he's done nothing with. Then he could take pictures of me defiling them and turn them into Magic(tm) cards. No offense to Jubarg, but I can't see him being much of a Cave Slave, if only because the weed smell would aggravate me after a while.

I live in fear of being Sneaky's Cave Slave. It's a delicious kind of fear, but fear nonetheless.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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UJ hasn't sent pigs box yet.
Tk hasn't sent comics to Chewy
TK promises us cards and then makes them for his myspace friends.
UJ never promises stunning photoshops but still does them.

UJ.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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TK has the wimmen friends. Problem is they'll tell ya "let's be friends" then go for the bad boy type.

Jaburg does too much weed.

I'll regret this, but Sneaky.

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
TK has the wimmen friends. Problem is they'll tell ya "let's be friends" then go for the bad boy type.


They may say it to him, but I guarantee you this: sodomize one of 'em and the rest'll fall into line.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
TK has the wimmen friends. Problem is they'll tell ya "let's be friends" then go for the bad boy type.

Jaburg does too much weed.

I'll regret this, but Sneaky.


Wait! Is Sneaky an option?

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
UJ hasn't sent pigs box yet.
Tk hasn't sent comics to Chewy
TK promises us cards and then makes them for his myspace friends.
UJ never promises stunning photoshops but still does them.

UJ.


Ha! I sent the box!

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
TK has the wimmen friends. Problem is they'll tell ya "let's be friends" then go for the bad boy type.

Jaburg does too much weed.

I'll regret this, but Sneaky.


Wait! Is Sneaky an option?
 Originally Posted By: URG


Burg




TK

Pick a slave or Sneaky Bunny picks you.

Again, get me my barolo for my ane.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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GOOD slave! now get on that chicken salad!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Prometheus "got confused" and tossed that chicken's salad.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Hey, how are you? Why don't you take a seat over there Devin. Enjoying the cookies and lemonade are you? So what are you doing here? You're here to post on these message boards? So you've done this before. I have a few transcripts. That uhm, well lets go through them together and see if you reconize any of these. Is this you Devin?

SweetSouthernWriter: Well, let me ask you this, if I were to offer you something, would you take it?
SweetSouthernWriter: I am looking for a younger submissive female to train...

Do you have a fetish for submissives Devin?

SweetSouthernWriter: I can't control my horny level. I want to fuck your brains out.
SweetSouthernWriter: I can't help it.
SweetSouthernWriter:First you would come to the place I keep for writing...
SweetSouthernWriter: Then I'd collar you....
SweetSouthernWriter: I want to toss your salad babe.

Devin, you're a responsible poster and now you understand your life is ruined. Now there's something I have to tell you. My names Chris Hansen and you're on rkmbs.com.


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Greatest. Alt. EVAR.


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In the last few months, anyway.

That was EPIC and stuff.


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Could he be any gayer?


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
GOOD slave! now get on that chicken salad!




Is ranch dressing okay?

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Ranch is fine. though I'd imagine Pro's wife uses more of a vinaigrette.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
TK promises us cards and then makes them for his myspace friends.


Correction: I don't make cards for YOU. Except for this one...


He fixes the cable?

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