Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy...


You drank warm beer? And enjoyed it???



He's a southerner, Joe. They think Budweiser is real "beer" too.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi