RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Drowning puppies makes my cock hard!

I mean it says offensive right.

YOU'LL have to do better than that.

Thats not offensive thats just

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's the funniest thing I ever read here.

Drowning babies is what does it for Zod!

Zod is just a normal psychopathic homicidal dictator trying desperately to get along in today's modern society! :lol:

[ 03-17-2003, 12:52 AM: Message edited by: ZOD ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ULTIMATE JABURG53!!!!!

Smug smile.

Ronald McDonald loves to be fondled, he'll fuck a big mac with his chicken mcnugget!

Robble-robble!!

dog names

O.T.M.
OBERON
ODYSSEY
OINK
OKIE
OKRA
OL' SPORT
OLD YELLER
OLIVER
OLLIE
OMEGA
ONOMATOPOEIA
ONYX
OOGA-BOOGA
OPAL
OPHELIA
ORBIT
OREO
ORION
ORPHAN ANNIE
OSCAR
OTHELLO
OTIS
OTTO
OUIJA
OUTLAW
OUTRIGGER
OUZO
OX
OZ
OZONE
OZZIE

Baha Men
Who Let The Dogs Out

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

1964 Calista Flockhart
A c t r e s s
1970 Peta Gia Wilson
A c t r e s s
1974 Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio
A c t o r
1980 LeToya Luckett
M u s i c a l A r t i s t

[ ^ november birthdays ^ ]
November 12

1790 Letitia Christian
F i r s t L a d y Letitia Tyler [ d. 1842 ]
1929 Grace Patricia Kelly
A c t r e s s [ d. 1982 ]
1944 Al Michaels
S p o r t s c a s t e r
1945 Neil Young
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1946 Arthur Tavares
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1947 Donald Roeser
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1948 Errol Brown
M u s i c a l A r t i s t

English Phrases
Italian Phrases

Greetings:


Hi!
Ciao!

Good Morning!
Buongiorno!

Good Evening!
Buona sera!

Welcome! (to greet someone)
Benvenuto!/ Benvenuta! (female)

How Are You?
Come stai?/ Come state (polite)?

I'm Fine, Thanks!
Bene, grazie!

And You?
e tu? e lei? (polite)

Good/ So-So.
Bene/ così e così.

Thank You (Very Much)!
Grazie (molto)!

You're Welcome! (answering "thank you")
Prego!

Hey! Friend!
Ciao! Amico!

I Missed You So Much!
Mi sei mancato molto!

What's New?
che c'è di nuovo?

Nothing Much
Non molto

Good Night!
Buona notte!

See You Later!
A dopo

Good Bye!
Arrivederci!

Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Cat Resolutions


I will not flush the toilet while my human is in the shower.


I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my humans watch a horror movie.


I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.


I will not lean over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then run screaming into the box of clumping cat litter.


I will not use the humans' bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.


I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and barf them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.


My human will never let me eat her pet rat, and I am at peace with that.


I will not help myself to Q-tips, and I will not attempt to stuff them down the drain to dispose of them.


I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.


As fast as I am, I must remember that I cannot run through closed doors.


I will not back up off the front porch and fall into the bushes just as my human is explaining to his girlfriend how graceful I am.


I will remember that I am a walking static generator. My human does not need my help installing a new board in her computer.


Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not repeatedly knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.


I will remember that my human really will wake up and feed me. I do not have to pry his eyelids open with my claws.


I will remember that a warm pepperoni pizza is not a good place for a nap!


I will not hide behind the toilet so that I can pat the human on the backside when he sits down just to make him levitate.


I will not drag dirty socks up from the basement in the middle of the night, deposit them on the bed and yell at the top of my lungs so that my human can admire my "kill."


If I sit in the sink while my human is brushing his teeth, I will not get angry when he spits toothpaste on me.


I will not complain that my butt is wet and that I am thirsty after sitting in my water bowl.


I will not knead my male human's groin at 3 AM with claws extended. It seems to cause him some discomfort and he wakes up all grumpy.


I will not attempt to stop the human's snoring by sticking my paws into his mouth.


I will not use my psychic powers to project myself into my human's dreams when I am hungry, causing her to dream that I am a talking cat, and I can say "Where's my supper!"


I will not run through the house with a condom wrapper in my mouth when my human's grandmother is visiting.