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No. I was sent to Earth from the gay homeworld in a rocket as a baby
I'm still waiting for my ride back home okay that was pretty lame even for me
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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No. I was sent to Earth from the gay homeworld in a rocket as a baby
I'm still waiting for my ride back home okay that was pretty lame even for me You weren't gay enough. They were going to pick up Rob, but he was TOO gay and they decided that enough was enough and just left.
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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39. alarmisist (ə-lärm'əs-ĭst)
a. (n.) A person who causes by direct conflict or by interjecting false conflict in a
situation to purposely cause alarm in others. Also known as an Eeyorist, akin to Winnie
the Pooh's friend Eeyore.
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0. alcohological (āl'kə-hô-lŏj'ĭ-kəl)
a. (adj.) Things that seem logical only after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Example: It was alcohological for her to run down the street naked in the snow.
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1949 Bonnie Raitt
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1951 Mary Hart
A c t r e s s
1954 Ricke Lee Jones
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1961 Leif Garrett
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1968 Parker Christian Posey
A c t r e s s
1970 Diana King
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1975 Tara Reid
A c t r e s s
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[ ^ november birthdays ^ ]
November 9
1913 Hedy Lamarr
A c t r e s s
1918 Spiro Theodore Agnew
P o l i t i c i a n [ d. 1996 ]
1941 Tom Fogerty
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
1948 Joe Bauchard
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
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1951 Louis Jude Ferrigno
A t h l e t e / A c t o r Lou Ferrigno
1961 Sandra Denton
M u s i c a l A r t i s t Pepa
1973 Nick Lachey
M u s i c a l A r t i s t
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English Phrases
Italian Phrases
Greetings:
Hi!
Ciao!
Good Morning!
Buongiorno!
Good Evening!
Buona sera!
Welcome! (to greet someone)
Benvenuto!/ Benvenuta! (female)
How Are You?
Come stai?/ Come state (polite)?
I'm Fine, Thanks!
Bene, grazie!
And You?
e tu? e lei? (polite)
Good/ So-So.
Bene/ così e così.
Thank You (Very Much)!
Grazie (molto)!
You're Welcome! (answering "thank you")
Prego!
Hey! Friend!
Ciao! Amico!
I Missed You So Much!
Mi sei mancato molto!
What's New?
che c'è di nuovo?
Nothing Much
Non molto
Good Night!
Buona notte!
See You Later!
A dopo
Good Bye!
Arrivederci!
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Misunderstanding:
I'm Sorry! (if you don't hear something)
Sono spiacente!
Sorry (for a mistake)
Scusami!/ Mi scusi! (polite)
No Problem!
Non c'è problema!
Can You Say It Again?
Potresti ripetere per favore?/ Potrebbe ripetere per favore? (polite)
Can You Speak Slowly?
Puoi parlare lentamente? Potrebbe parlare lentamente? (polite)
Write It Down Please!
Scrivilo per favore!/ Lo scriva per favore (polite)
I Don't Understand!
Non capisco!
I Don't Know!
Non lo so!
I Have No Idea.
Non ne ho idea!
What's That Called In Italian?
Come si chiama quella cosa in italiano?
What Does "scusami" Mean In English?
Cosa significa "scusami" in inglese?
How Do You Say "Please" In Italian?
Come dite “please” in italiano?
What Is This?
Cos'è questa cosa?
My Italian Is Bad.
il mio italiano è orribile.
I need to practice my Italian
ho bisogno di fare pratica con il mio italiano
Don't Worry!
non ti preoccupare !
Expressions & Words:
Good/ Bad/ So-So.
Buono/ Cattico/ Così e così
Big/ Small
Grosso/ Piccolo
Today/ Now
Oggi/ Adesso
Tomorrow/ Yesterday
Domani/ ieri
Yes/ No
Si/ No
Here You Go! (when giving something)
Eccolo!
Do You Like It?
Ti piace?
I Really Like It!
Mi piace davvero.
I'm Hungry/ Thirsty.
Sono Affamato/ Assetato.
In The Morning/ Evening/ At Night.
Di mattina/ Di sera/ Di notte. (also Stamattina/ Stasera = this ~)
This/ That. Here/There
Questo/ Quello. Qui/ Li.
Me/ You. Him/ Her.
io/ tu, voi (you polite). Lui/ Lei
Really!
Davvero!
Look!
Guarda!
Hurry Up!
Sbrigati!
What? Where?
Cosa? Dove?
What Time Is It?
Che ore sono?
It's 10 o'clock. 07:30pm.
Sono le dieci precise. le sette e trenta
Give Me This!
Dammi questo!
I Love You!
Ti amo!/ Ti voglio bene!
I Feel Sick.
Mi sento male!
I Need A Doctor
Ho bisogno di un dottore!
One, Two, Three
Uno, Due, Tre.
Four, Five, Six
Quattro, Cinque, Sei.
Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten
Sette, Otto, Nove, Dieci.
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"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian
"Well, yeah."
-Jason E. Perkins
"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
-Ultimate Jaburg53
"Fair enough. I defer to your expertise."
-Prometheus
Rack MisterJLA!
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"It Wasn't Me"
(Yo', man) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
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Because I Got High
Afroman
It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),
La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]
Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head
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Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
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Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
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