Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Guiness is nasty shit that people pretend to like cause:
1) They think it makes them cool
2) They can pretend they have Irish roots
3) They are gay


1) Fred, you don't need to drink Guinness for you to be cool!
























its gonna take a lot more than that.
2) Silly Fred! We all know you're Welsh.
3) That explains a lot.... ;\)


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi